AN IMPORTANT VIDEO PROCLAMATION

becase kurt was kind enough to edit my videos and send them to christine, and because christine put the videos up, there are now THREE new videos. finally, i’m sorry about that, i’m going to start making them regularly pretty soon. but anyway, the first video,...

angelina brad and nicole…

after rehearsal tonight, we were walking out and ed mentioned the fact that angellina jolie is pregnant. and a few jokes were made, and i said “what?” ANGELINA JOLIE IS PREGNANT. at first i thought it weird that i’d managed to miss this earth-shattering...

everything changes.

jerri wrote to me and said they would LOVE LOVE LOVE for me to come and house/dog sit. i was thinking about it just now, and realized i’ve become a really really good dogsitter because of my vast experience housesitting for amy and jim’s three dogs (two of them...

meat and meetings and things that start with “m.”

i sashayed into the office (although i would never EVER think of the place where i give massages as an office because that implies sitting down at a desk shuffling pieces of paper around which i’m firmly opposed to) this afternoon at about two o’clock, and the other...

one muscle at a time…

i’m trying to kill myself, but very very slowly… one muscle at a time. if you manage to damage all your muscles, would you die? i wrote a few days ago about hurting my neck because of that one machine. it was like a squats machine. very very bad for the neck. so...

monday morning…

so last night i wrote that i was pretty sure today would be a regular monday. so far it has been anything but. anything but. weird. just don’t know what to think right now. plus i’m not fully awake. although i have to say that last night i managed to NOT wake up for a...

the tone of the weekend…

i have to say it was a little…weird. kind of a weird start yesterday morning, and some general kinds of oddness throughout the day, followed by a pretty darn nice time, then more strangeness. i’m sorry that’s all i can say about the weirdness aspect at this...

and also…

i’m watching a movie now, but i’ve lost interest. my attention span is shrinking rapidly, i believe. or maybe it’s not, it’s hard to remember that far back. this morning i ran for a while but i initially thought it was much warmer than it actually was and it was quite...

HE’S THE ONE.

this is an exerpt from a birthday card i sent randy a few years ago. we can’t figure out when it was sent, and therefore we’re quite mystified as to “he’s the one” might actually be. it was certainly when i was living in la. i mean, what was wrong with me?...

not THAT heavy…

tonight, G. (Geronimo) said to me, “you’re not THAT heavy.” hmm. i had to laugh, because weeping would not have been appropriate. actually, i know he didn’t mean it to sound like THAT, not like “you don’t sweat much for a fat girl,” but that’s...

neck transplant

yesterday at the gym i talked to this very nice fellow who works there. i pointed at the back of my thighs and said “i need to fix these.” he showed me a weight machine that appeared it was going to be the answer to all my problems. it’s this machine where...

good logic from christine

first of all – tonight christine was expressing great outrage over “coke zero.” she said “if there’s an artificial sweeter, i can taste it, and it tastes like CRAP.” please, if you know what’s good for you, don’t try to get christine to...

friday morning

last night in the midddle of the night i felt slightly down (and it’s a miracle that i could possibly be just SLIGHTLY DOWN in the middle of the night) because i was checking out this website that’s wildly popular. it’s just a woman writing stuff every day. but she...

cordless

i woke up about a half hour ago and decided that instead of lying in bed, thoughts-a-racin’, i’d get up and get things done. first, i decided to make a tape of my show, because linda keeps asking to see it. i started searching for the right kind of cord for plugging...

practice practice practice

lots of rehearsal tonight. we got to do it on the stage for quite a while which was good because we could walk around on the stage. we have to go up and down the very very steep stairs and it was good to practice doing this. there are large amounts of time when i’m...

slipping along through the day…

hmm. i’m considering getting some sort of night job where i’d get up at two a.m. and i’d be up working for a few hours. i could get a lot done, and then i’d fall asleep, at least in theory. my basic goal for the day today was to finally get back to the gym, and after...

4:27 a.m.

yes, i would prefer to be sleeping right now but since i’ve been awake so long, i thought i’d tell you this one thing. before my show on new year’s eve i was sitting in the women’s dressing room at the arts center. i’d gotten there early and was dressed and ready to...

victory!

for the texas longhorns, that is. tonight randy and i rented the final six episodes of sex & the city and watched them and they were fabulous, even though i’d seen them all at least once before. and then we watched the end of the football game, usc vs texas, and...

have you noticed

that it’s wednesday already? how did that happen so quickly? holiday on monday. i thought i read somewhere that eventually the country would have four day work-weeks. why hasn’t that happened; why, in fact, are people (most people anyway) working more and more and...

the nice thing about three a.m….

is that it’s so quiet and peaceful now. not a sound anywhere, except for the sound of my fake waves gently lapping the electronic shore. where would i be without a sound machine? if it was summer, i could get up right now and take a walk, and it would be very quiet...

tonight, i ’d really hoped….

i would go to sleep early. this was the focus, earlier in the evening. aha, a chance to get to sleep early, to sleep all through the night, to wake up refreshed and ready to go run on the treadmill to nowhere…. but it was not to be. things happened, people were...

first tuesday of the year

and things are pretty good now. kind of groggy, but doing well. so far. i really have three resolutions, i’ve decided. and you know what? I’VE ALREADY ACCOMPLISHED TWO OF THEM! well, at least i’m on my way to accomplishing them. this is a good feeling. gee whiz, now...

the first monday of the year…

OK, technically it’s already tuesday. 1:15 a.m. to be exact, and i really really should be asleep now. i mean, really. but i’m not and i don’t care. i had a day full of some good things. when i woke up it was sunny and i thought about running, but sleeping almost...

at the end of the first day of the year….

so i was sitting in this movie tonight (“rumor has it” with jennifer aniston and kevin costner, and it was pretty good), i suddenly thought about a new year’s day long long ago… my very first boyfriend, chris, who i thought i was going to marry and...

IMPORTANT ROSE BOWL PARADE ANNOUNCEMENT:

So today there was quite a bit of discussion about the rose bowl parade – was it on, did we miss it? christine said it wasn’t going to be on till tomorrow, jim said he thought it was yesterday, then i believe he said he’d heard on CNN this morning that it was...

the VERY FIRST DAY of the year…

…and i just woke up from a nap. i napped for about an hour, except much of the time i wasn’t really, truly sleeping, i was lying here with my eyes closed, thinking about things. i do have to say i was certainly wildly ambitious at two a.m. last night, imagining...

happy new year!

it’s two hours and five minutes into the new year, and already i have a good feeling about it. but on the other hand, gee whiz, it’s 2:05 a.m.! i should be sleeping. but i even have a good feeling about that; i feel incredibly lucid (but the lucidity might be a...