that’s the name of the magazine kevin was reading today. he showed me a holster that’s somewhat fancier than the one he made, in the magazine’s online catalog. here it is.

holster

guess how much it costs. no, you’ll NEVER GUESS.

it’s (on sale) for $3,975.00.

yes, you can spend an obscene amount of money on ANYTHING AT ALL.

but wait, some of the keen features of the holster include:

#An upgraded 2-1/2″ wide belt (from original 2″)

yes, that’s ONE HALF MORE INCHES.

# 7 holes (in place of original 5) for more adjustment to the belt.

you get TWO MORE HOLES!

# Stronger thread for both longer lasting stitches and a nicer cosmetic appeal.

STRONGER THREAD! you’d expect them to use strong thread for an almost four thousand dollar holster, wouldn’t you?

there are many other features which i didn’t quite grasp. none of the features seemed to include anything made of SOLID GOLD, however.

kevin is now pacing around, talking on the phone. DID HE FORGET THAT HE JUST HAD KNEE SURGERY?

he’s busily putting away all his leather-making tools. but maybe he should reconsider that, because i can see that we’d soon be VERY VERY RICH if he just makes the holsters a little fancier.

i’ll have to take a picture of him with his holster.

ok then,

monday night grace.