i’m still here on the floor of my living room because i haven’t had a free moment to try to figure out the whole wireless thing even though i’m sure it will be very very simple.
today while i was unpacking my friend kurt called to tell me that i’m ON THE CAPITOL FAX BLOG. here is the blog, so you can see it for yourself: capitol fax blog
you have to go down to where it says “morning shorts” for today, march 7th, 2006. he linked my video about people walking down south grand naked. there are no naked people in the video, but looking at my statistics for the website, i always see that many people are frantically searching the internet for nakedness and somehow sometimes they land on that video and i’m sure are bitterly, bitterly disappointed.
the thing about this particular video is i made it for one of my one-woman shows, i think it was gracetalk #1. i was talking about how i could walk down the street wearing anything when i lived in west hollywood and nobody would notice. i mentioned that i could even walk down the street naked and nobody would care. but then i thought about what would happen if you saw somebody walking down the street naked here in lovely springfield. but like i said, totally out of context, i think a person would watch it and think, “what is the point of this?”
anyway, kurt says that my friend tim roseberry called him this morning and said WHY IS GRACE SMITH ON THE CAPITOL FAX?
because i’m a HUGE CELEBRITY, timmy?
i don’t know. i wonder how rich miller found this video, anyway? just a thought. kurt says it’s the MOST READ BLOG IN ILLINOIS, so maybe many high-powered and influential people will look at my own blog and they’ll say WHY ISN’T THIS WOMAN WRITING A WEEKLY HUMOR COLUMN SOMEWHERE, FOR GOD’S SAKE? and then i truly will be rich/famous/celebrity.
but for now, i have to deal with all these boxes all over all my floors.
it’s too bad if people just look at that video, since there are others that are funnier. like my singing video. and the state fair commercial that kurt and tim actually did. i just found that big pink wig i wore in the commercial and i’m THROWING IT OUT.
i know that last week i promised that i’d have many pictures here and i even know where my camera is right now, but i’m not entirely sure about the cable to connect the camera to the computer. plus i have to go work for a while. and then i’ll come home and start insanely OPENING BOXES.
do i own a dish drying rack? do i need to buy one? and what about dish towels? i found a couple but they’re a little bit crappy so maybe i’ll just buy some new ones.
but then if i start shopping i won’t be unpacking and then i will continue to be in disarray…
i think for a treat i’m going to go watch some of the muni auditions this weekend. a treat because maybe there will be some good people, and a treat because i have no desire to audition myself, thank god.
back to work.
ok then,
tuesday grace.