i woke up thinking I MUST GET MORE PEOPLE TO WATCH MY SCOTLAND VIDEOS! and then i thought about the grace uncensored page i started to create on facebook because of reading that soon, IF NOT ALREADY, FACEBOOK IS EVERYTHING IN LIFE that people will ever want to read, and of course not on a clunky, outdated COMPUTER, for god’s sake, but on their iphone, and it’ll be an APP, which i still can’t get my head around, these APPS, i know that APPS ARE EVERYWHERE and i should DEFINITELY KNOW ALL ABOUT APPS because THEY ARE EVERYWHERE AND EVERYONE HAS THEM BUT ME.

but i don’t really understand them; all i know is i definitely have NO APPS AT ALL. i’m pretty sure that apps are just for your phone, and the only characteristic of my phone is that it’s big and clunky because i drop it a lot and it’s very sturdy so it doesn’t break too soon.

but maybe you can download apps on your computer, if you still have a rusty old crappy laptop like me, even though to me my laptop is about the favorite thing i own and i love it.

as my friend thad said (thad, my good friend for 20+ years but will NOT read my website), “WEBSITES ARE DEAD.”

plus i read that depressing article somewhere about how soon, if not already, FACEBOOK IS ALL THAT ANYBODY WILL EVER NEED.

i also can’t get my head around that.

anyway, it does make sense that if i had my scotland videos up on this new page on facebook that i’m struggling to finish, then more people would see them. but see, the thing is, it appears that if i continue creating this facebook page, that then i’ll have to have TWO places where i post things, here and on facebook. all those pictures? they take some time. there is NO WAY i would paste them here and there, both.

i am happy with my ancient website. i like creating new banners.

maybe there is some magical way, that if i post something HERE, it’ll also be THERE. i haven’t been able to find that thing. i saw a thing where i could put a “like” icon on here, so that you like it on facebook, but where would it be, there on facebook?

it makes my head hurt, trying to think about it.

maybe i should have slept in a little more this morning.

maybe i need another cup of lapsang souchong.

last night we had a marathon of “america’s funniest videos” which seems like way too much falling and crashing and in about 20 years most of these people will say, “yeah, i have the video clip from AFV right here – that’s when i permanently messed up my back/neck/shoulder/etc .” a few of them are funny, but because it just went on and on and on, plus every two minutest they only played this one ad over and over, about some show called “pretty little liars,” which looks like might be the only other show they have on the family channel, but it didn’t really look like so much of a family-kind of show, i decided to look up how to submit a video to AFV.

i submitted the video i took of kevin falling and falling and falling off his windsail last september. this morning i printed out all the legal forms you have to sign and send in before they’ll look at the video. there are 17 PAGES crammed with lots of dense, tiny writing. i look at some of the stuff on AFV and can’t imagine some of these people actually have the wherewithal to upload a video and sign the pages and pages of stuff and send it in; i can’t imagine that some of them even own a computer.

but who am i to judge – they probably all have multiple facebook pages plus they tweet and have a kindle and a blackberry and and an ipod (CDs are also SO DEAD DEAD DEAD) are very technologically up to date.

unlike me; i feel that i’m going to be hopelessly stuck at the turn of the century, as things whoosh on without me. an OLD OLD LADY, already. it happened much earlier than i thought it would.

late in the day things will seem much better. hopefully i’ll have some chocolate.

ok then,

mrs. saturday morning stone age hughes.