all the presidents met for lunch today at the white house. they had a 90-minute lunch. bush 1 & 2 and obama all wore blue ties. clinton and carter wore red ties.
but what did they have for lunch? i just read an AP story that said the white house wouldn’t say what they had. why not? did they have a big plate of greasy fried chicken and fries with cheese sauce and they didn’t want people to know they were secretly being unhealthy? did they drink their lunches? martinis for everybody? were they all craving frozen pizza?
i guess it doesn’t really matter what they had, but i want to know.
beer. maybe they just drank beer and ate potato chips.