i’m going to go to sleep. unless my HUSBAND comes home from work.

which he should, any minute now.

unless he’s frozen somewhere.

so anyway i looked up hawaii real estate. the most incredible thing i found is a house for $350,000…and it has THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR SQUARE FEET! how is that even possible? they claim it has three bedrooms, but on the website are a bunch of photos of the yard.

384 square feet. that’s about half the size of the condo we rented on Kauai. and the condo was just one big room.

crazy.

you can’t get anything, pretty much, for less than $500,000.

but maybe i guess these prices are like the prices in LA. but you EXCPECT LA to be ridiculously expensive.

but i guess you have to pay to live in paradise.

the thing is that hawaii just looks like it’s so unspoiled and rural, so much of it…

so naturally you can’t afford to live in paradise.

sleep now.

ok then,

mrs. hughes.