so i’m sure you know that comedy usually comes in threes. which is why, earlier in the day, at least a few minutes before i wrote that last entry, i knew the story about my shopping experiences was funny.

three separate incidents.

except of course by the time i actually got to a computer – and only about 15 minutes had passed and WHAT WILL I BE LIKE WHEN I’M OLDER, I’LL NEVER EVER REMEMBER A DAMN THING (but at least everything will always be fresh and new to me) but after i went to the cardologist and on the way to food fantasies, i stopped in at Osco Drugs. i was wearing my big black fake fur coat that’s super soft and warm and my friend ann always wants to pet me when she sees it. i went to the checkout and the clerk said “can i touch your coat?”

so i let him. he seemed very young and sweet. he then mumbled something but i didn’t quite catch it.

anyway, that’s the missing part of the three amusing incidents, shopping-wise.

it’s now late but not UNACCEPTABLY late and i have before me the prospect of getting to sleep BEFORE MIDNIGHT , plus WITH EARPLUGS and not a very taxing day tomorrow, so life is good.

yes sirree, life, good.

good.

quite good.

goodnight,

grace s.