i really have to get up and get ready for a massage, but i simply must post this e-mail that i just got.

so, i’m going to be SO RICH!!!

Donation From.Mrs Maricar Emad Suaiss
Mrs Maricar Emad Suaiss.
Avenue 606 rue 191
Zone 5 Abidjan
Ivory Coast,West Africa

Beloved In Christ,
Greetings in name of our Lord Jesus Christ. I am Mrs  Maricar Emad Suaiss From Jordan,widow of Late Eng Emad  Kefaya Suaiss From Jordan. whom until his death was an Industralist and International Businessman in Cote divoire West Africa.for 30years.My late husband and my only son were killed During the political crisis in cote d’ivoire last year.Our Lord Jesus Christ is my only comforter.I am 60years old.a born again Christian,suffering from long time cancer of the blood (Leukaemia) According to my doctor my condition is critical now.and I might not  survive. Although as a christian,I beleive God and I know that I will not die,but will live to declare the glory of God.When my late husband was alive,he Deposited the sum of (US$3,500 000.00 ) Three million,five hundred thousand US Dollars.under suspense account in one of the famous bank here in Abidjan capital of Cote divoire for safe keeping and all the Documents concerning the  Funds are in my Custody.
I inherited the money from my late husband.Eng Emad  Kefaya Suaiss.who was an industralist and international businessman.I have prayed concerning this Donation for God’s work.I want this fund to be used for Orphanages,helping the widows,organization that is required to use the money to serve children in local region, organizations that do provide surgery for patients needing cleft palate and lip surgeries. Apart of my vision is to build homes for single parents, a domestic violence refuge centre, an academic institution and churches. I am enlightened that I have chosen you to inherit my funds. Thank you for allowing God to touch your heart.do get in touch with me for further arrangements  on how you will receive my Donation.God bless you once again and as you receive,give God all the Glory.
Regards and God bless you.
Mrs  Maricar Emad Suaiss.

so my question is, am i in charge of making all the donations to the orphanages and widows and building homes and stuff?  because it seems that that’s what she wants to do, but on the other hand, she does say “I am enlighteneed that i have chosen you to inherit my funds.”   so that kinda sounds to me that she wants me to have the full 3 million 5 hundred thousand dollars.

i mean, i guess i could probably use some of it to do a bunch of good works, and then keep the rest of it for myself.

this seems fair.

also, why did she need to tell me twice about her late husband, eng emad kefaya suaiss?  and what kind of first name is eng?

and since she chose me for this whopping big fortune, how come she didn’t even call me by name?

i think i’ll write to her and say i’d just like the money shipped to me in big boxes full of cash.

i have to look up her address on google maps now, even though i really really don’t have time for that.

ok then,

mrs. soon to be rolling in clover and cash hughes.