i know i’ve mentioned the ludicrousness of the plethora of wedding crap you can buy. here are just a couple of the huge HUGE variety of wedding cake toppers for sale on e-bay. 1,125 items listed under “wedding cake toppers.” this first one is about 20 bucks.
i guess it’s for actual children who are getting married. or maybe very very young adults. but it’s awfully cute.
and this one, the opposite end of the spectrum, it’s sterling silver with Swarvoski crystals. for about $140. a person could EASILY spend bucket and buckets of money on a wedding. and what do you do with the monogrammed crystals when the wedding’s over? mount them on your wall?
wait, there are so many listings, i have to show you a couple more. this one is also pretty funny, kermit and miss piggy:
and this is a handmade bull terrier couple, made of fimo clay. both these toppers are about a hundred bucks. this terrier couple is very cute, but unfortunately you can’t get one outside of great britain.
hmm, that gives me an idea, maybe i could scuplt figurines for the top of the cake…
NO GRACE, NO! NO MORE CRAFTS. JUST SAY NO TO CRAFTS.
sleep, back to sleep before it’s noon.
gs