Randy told me all the TRUE FACTS about all the celebrity excitement i just wrote about. here are THE FACTS:
1. Nicole Kidman is NOT engaged to a ROCK musician (i’m afraid this makes patrick wrong, which is somewhat disappointing because he led me to believe that he knows all about most of music). randy informed me that Nicole is engaged to KEITH URBAN, who is well-known longtime COUNTRY singer.
go figure. he has a big song on the charts right now called “you’ll think of me,” a COUNTRY song. but now it has crossed over to pop.
this is all from randy.
who knows about all celebrities everywhere.
2. angelina jolie DID lenny kravitz. and they DID DATE.
hmm. what did they talk about? did he take her back to his place and play the guitar for her? do you think he’d have played “Arthur and Celeste,” one of my favorite songs from childhood that nobody but me has ever heard of or ever seemed to listen to?
i’m guessing not.
3. Nicole Kidman met Lenny Kravitz at a concert and they dated. for a while.
ok then,
just keeping you up to date (even though you probably knew all of this MONTHS ago) grace.