…you know, heather mills. paul mccartney’s eventual ex-wife. i was just randomly looking at news stories and read about how she feels there are “huge forces” out to get her. and she also says she’s not seeking any publicity…but she’s going to be on the show “dancing with the stars.”
heather mills wears a prosthetic leg. i also read that she’s going to wear some special thing so the leg DOES NOT FALL OFF WHEN DANCING.
A WOMAN WITH A FAKE LEG IS GOING TO BE ON A DANCE CONTEST SHOW.
but no, please, don’t think she’s seeking any publicity.
will there be extra people there taking photos, hoping to snap the best shot when the leg goes flying across the dance floor?
what if it pokes somebody in the eye? resulting in blindness?
can you imagine, being blinded by paul mccartney’s ex wife’s prosthetic leg?
but you wouldn’t be totally blind, it would just be the one eye.
after the leg flies off (who will be her partner? will he do lots of spins and lifts with her?), will she be all PLEASE NO, DON’T TAKE MY PICTURE! I’M JUST A POOR WOMAN MISSING A LEG!
there was definitely a reason i was going to write tonight, something very very important and meaningful that i wanted to say, but then i got all caught up with images of heather mills and her leg.
i hope your friday is filled with all kinds of good things.
ok then,
thursday night grace.