i’m bored now, as J. and randy continue to snap the chalk lines. the brisket was…well, it was edible. i don’t advise cooking it in the microwave, however. maybe if we’d added more water.

so i was attempting to flip the channels on the TV and getting very frustrated with it, and there was an ad for REVLON’S AGE-DEFYING MAKEUP WITH BOTAFIRM.

botafirm?

botafirm?

what, the hell, is susan sarandon doing hawking something as retarded-sounding as botafirm?

please. she does all the talking, but julianne moore is right there next to her, slathering on the botafirm.

please.

do they really need the money that badly?

don’t make brisket in the microwave.

that’s all for the moment on wednesday night.

ok then,

april grace.