i\u2019ve reached my saturation point. tonight i was close to tears because i bought this one neat present that comes in a clear plastic case and i took it out of the case and now I CANNOT FIND THE CASE ANYWHERE and i kept looking and looking, around and around the house, and it has clearly vanished. maybe instead of clear, it has suddenly become INVISIBLE. HOW CAN I WRAP THE GIFT IF I CAN\u2019T FIND THE STUPID CLEAR PLASTIC COVER FOR IT???<\/p>\n
at this point i realized maybe i need to rest. i clicked on dooce.com, always a good thing to read unless she hasn\u2019t written anything new and that makes me realize what randy means when he chastise me for not writing for a while.<\/p>\n
in her entry today she has a link and it\u2019s just called PERHAPS THE BEST WEBPAGE ON THE INTERNET.<\/p>\n
and imagine my surprise when i clicked on it and it was THE HIPPOPOTAMUS SONG.<\/p>\n
so, once again i implore you, if you haven\u2019t clicked on the link below for I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS, please do so.<\/p>\n
heather armstrong, who writes dooce, gets paid ACTUAL CASH MONEY to write her blog. enough money to LIVE ON.<\/p>\n
so if you won\u2019t listen to me, LISTEN TO HER.<\/p>\n
it\u2019s not too late to be happy and dancing around the room for xmas.<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
FIVE MORE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS GRACE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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