I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS!<\/a><\/p>\ni heard it this morning while doing xmas stuff. CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE.<\/p>\n
today i went to lunch with randy who said “so your site is shut down now, huh?” and i just growled at him YES. <\/p>\n
because i haven\u2019t even had time to sit down. and it\u2019s ALMOST HERE. <\/p>\n
one problem is that i didn\u2019t start shopping early enough. and then i thought i was done, but i wasn\u2019t.<\/p>\n
and every time i go to a store i end up buying stuff for myself as well as gifts for others.<\/p>\n
plus of course i\u2019m obsessed with BAKING MANY COOKIES. i\u2019ve made nine kinds now, but i want to make four more but i\u2019m GETTING SICK OF MAKING COOKIES.<\/p>\n
i need to stir the cookies with my right hand instead of my left because i\u2019ve developed some very major pain in my left hand, which is VERY BAD WHEN GIVING MASSAGES.<\/p>\n
but when i try to use my right hand it makes me feel retarded.<\/p>\n
i\u2019m VERY VERY EXCITED about a few of the gifts i\u2019m giving. <\/p>\n
tonight i dragged out all of the gifts i\u2019m getting kevin and it dawned on me that there is definitely something very odd about the assortment of many things. i can\u2019t tell you what this is now, of course, because i\u2019m sure he\u2019ll be reading this before xmas.<\/p>\n
WHICH IS COMING RIGHT UP, BY THE WAY.<\/p>\n
this morning i bought some christmas stamps, hopeful that we\u2019ll send out a few cards.<\/p>\n
with all my free time.<\/p>\n
COMING RIGHT UP.<\/p>\n
i shouldn\u2019t even be sitting here now, i should be HARD AT WORK.<\/p>\n
yesterday morning i woke up early and started obsessing about everything negative i could think of, which is certainly a healthy way to start your day. i then fell asleep and when i woke up again i had been dreaming about winning a million dollars in the lottery, and what i\u2019d do with the money. i was trying to add it all up in my head – i\u2019d buy crazy big expensive gifts for people, and i woke up as i tried to calculate how much money i could spend.<\/p>\n
it was nice to finally wake up thinking about that instead of the usual EVERYTHING IS BAD AND I\u2019D BETTER START WORRYING RIGHT NOW craziness that is stuck in my brain.<\/p>\n
i have at least one picture from the nutracker, but they haven\u2019t been downloaded yet and maybe i\u2019ll post them by march.<\/p>\n
or maybe april.<\/p>\n
WATCH THAT VIDEO, if you haven\u2019t already! i promise it\u2019ll make you laugh.<\/p>\n
ok ok ok,<\/p>\n
monday night grace<\/p>\n
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