i finally decided that i’m going to do first night again this year. \u00a0they asked me to do it and i said i would, but then i spent a lot of time agonizing about my desire or ability to try to make people laugh this year. \u00a0but i finally decided, why not give it a shot. \u00a0so i’m doing one show only, 6:45 p.m., in the club room at the hoogland.<\/p>\n
i have thought of a new and funny video to include, which will feature several funny women.<\/p>\n
i have a whole lot of work to do on the show, which i will get to whenever i take a break from plants vs zombies 2.<\/p>\n
last night we watched “world war z,” and of course Z stands for ZOMBIES, but until last night i’d just thought, oh, that must be the very last war that there is, using the last letter of the alphabet. \u00a0but then, during the movie, i was all OF COURSE Z stands for zombies!!!<\/p>\n
the movie was pretty good, except it amazes me that brad pitt is such a huge movie star and yet never seems to have to wash or comb his hair at all.<\/p>\n
also, the zombie, instead of your average plodding and slow-moving zombies, were FEROCIOUSLY fast and vicious.<\/p>\n
maybe they were another zombie breed. \u00a0their speediness was a lot like the zombie chickens in P vs Z 2, except the chickens are never vicious, just very, very annoying.<\/p>\n
also, i kept saying “what they need are some frozen watermelon catapults! \u00a0and definitely some kernel pults, which are catapults made of corn!”<\/p>\n
if you were a p vs z fan, you’d know how good these plants are for killing the zombies.<\/p>\n
actually, they didn’t use any vegetables at all to to try to kill the zombies in the movie. \u00a0nobody even thought of it.<\/p>\n
hmm, i assume somebody is working on a plants vs zombies movie?<\/p>\n
that is all for this freezing saturday morning,<\/p>\n
mrs. g.h.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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