{"id":910,"date":"2007-07-28T18:48:11","date_gmt":"2007-07-28T18:48:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=910"},"modified":"2007-07-28T18:48:11","modified_gmt":"2007-07-28T18:48:11","slug":"no-car-alarms-at-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/no-car-alarms-at-all\/","title":{"rendered":"NO CAR ALARMS AT ALL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s already early evening and i\u2019ve managed to avoid setting off the car alarm all the livelong day.<\/p>\n<p>not to mention the fact that i haven\u2019t dropped and broken anything, nor have i cut myself with any sharp objects.<\/p>\n<p>a good day, indeed.  <\/p>\n<p>for me.  right now.<\/p>\n<p>mollie and i are about to go to randy\u2019s for dinner and she get to GO IN THE CAR which will make her very excited.  isn\u2019t it funny, a dog\u2019s life..she\u2019s lying in bed right now, no idea at all what will happen next, but boy is she going to be very happy very soon.<\/p>\n<p>wait, she just got up.  her ESP must be working.  <\/p>\n<p>we\u2019ll sit in the back yard at randy\u2019s because he has cats WHO REALLY REALLY HATE DOGS.  <\/p>\n<p>mollie will be happy as long as i never ever go inside.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s already early evening and i\u2019ve managed to avoid setting off the car alarm all the livelong day. not to mention the fact that i haven\u2019t dropped and broken anything, nor have i cut myself with any sharp objects. a good day, indeed. for me. right now. mollie and i are about to go to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-eG","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=910"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/910\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}