{"id":899,"date":"2007-06-30T18:25:07","date_gmt":"2007-06-30T18:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=899"},"modified":"2007-06-30T18:25:07","modified_gmt":"2007-06-30T18:25:07","slug":"happy-birthday-randy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/happy-birthday-randy\/","title":{"rendered":"HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and i\u2019m sorry i didn\u2019t say it sooner.  well, i did call randy at least three times today to wish him a happy birthday.<\/p>\n<p>but i didn\u2019t sing.<\/p>\n<p>i should have sang.  except he probably would have gotten tired of the singing.  not that i don\u2019t have a LOVELY voice or anything.<\/p>\n<p>i\u2019ve spent a good portion of the day deeply involved in a little bit of a german chocolate cake fiasco.  his mom always bakes him one for his b\u2019day, but she has been sick and has had all kinds of chaos in her life, including a partner in the ICU with all kinds of heart problems.<\/p>\n<p>so i thought i\u2019d make the cake.  how hard could it be?  first, i put in two sticks of butter and started whipping it then realized i was only supposed to put in one and a half sticks, and so i had to scoop it out and measure it but when you whip it it increases in volume.  so the cake looks&#8230;kind of flat.  too much butter, i\u2019m thinking.  but hopefully it\u2019ll taste good; how bad could too much butter be?  everybody loves butter.<\/p>\n<p>and then there\u2019s the frosting.  sounded easy &#8211; mix some sugar and butter and stuff in a saucepan, let it bubble, add coconut and nuts.  and refrigerate it.  i did all this but it didn\u2019t look right, it was still very thin.  so i added some powdered sugar.  and then more powdered sugar and then more and more and MORE and more coconut and it called for one and 1\/3 cups of coconut but i ended up using the entire bag, which was FIVE cups of coconut.  <\/p>\n<p>it\u2019s kind of thick now.  too make up for the cake that is a little thin.  it\u2019s all going to be PLENTY SUGARY, that\u2019s all i have to say.<\/p>\n<p>ok for now,<\/p>\n<p>grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and i\u2019m sorry i didn\u2019t say it sooner. well, i did call randy at least three times today to wish him a happy birthday. but i didn\u2019t sing. i should have sang. except he probably would have gotten tired of the singing. not that i don\u2019t have a LOVELY voice or anything. i\u2019ve spent a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-ev","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}