{"id":8875,"date":"2013-02-24T22:04:11","date_gmt":"2013-02-25T04:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=8875"},"modified":"2013-02-24T22:04:11","modified_gmt":"2013-02-25T04:04:11","slug":"the-oscars-cheeseburgers-for-everybody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/the-oscars-cheeseburgers-for-everybody\/","title":{"rendered":"the oscars: CHEESEBURGERS FOR EVERYBODY!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i have been watching the academy awards; luckily i dvr&#8217;d it in order to fast-forward through the ads and the boring speeches.<\/p>\n<p>i watched a little of one of the pre-show red carpet blah blah blah look at my dress things, and kristin chenoweth LOOKED LIKE SHE JUST EMERGED FROM A CONCENTRATION CAMP.<\/p>\n<p>if they&#8217;d had lots of hair and makeup up in the camp.<\/p>\n<p>she was PAINFULLY SCRAWNY.\u00a0 when she stood next to adele, she looked like a tiny midget and adele looked like a huge monster.<\/p>\n<p>and then there&#8217;s anne hathoway, who NEEDS A QUARTER POUNDER.\u00a0 WITH CHEESE.\u00a0 can you get extra cheese on a quarter pounder?\u00a0 when i used to eat them, it never even occurred to me to ask for extra cheese.\u00a0 surely they&#8217;d do that?<\/p>\n<p>she was also SO SKINNY, but not quite as bad as kristen, but at least kristen had a lovely dress, whereas anne&#8217;s was very very pale pink which just accentuated her very very pale skin, and not in a good way.<\/p>\n<p>somebody was sitting in the front row in a ridiculously cartoon-like huge boofy dress that must have blocked several people.\u00a0 i&#8217;m pretty sure it was amy adams, but i&#8217;ll have to wait til i see the photos in a magazine in the checkout line because of course she didn&#8217;t win best supporting actress.<\/p>\n<p>i wish i&#8217;d seen les miz on the big screen because i just love that music so much.\u00a0 bev actually called me friday afternoon to see if i wanted to go to a matinee, but it&#8217;s GONE already.<\/p>\n<p>maybe it&#8217;ll come back.<\/p>\n<p>i must continue watching.<\/p>\n<p>this is one reason why i have no interest in twitter &#8211; i could never be hemmed in by such a tiny amount of words.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>mrs. sunday night oscar party in my red fleece jammies hughes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i have been watching the academy awards; luckily i dvr&#8217;d it in order to fast-forward through the ads and the boring speeches. i watched a little of one of the pre-show red carpet blah blah blah look at my dress things, and kristin chenoweth LOOKED LIKE SHE JUST EMERGED FROM A CONCENTRATION CAMP. if they&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-2j9","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8875\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}