we\u2019re having the family over for dinner tomorrow night because it\u2019s EASTER. not that we\u2019ve ever actually really celebrated easter in my own family, except for the baskets full of candy when i was a kid. but tomorrow night, TURKEY, and i was in a quandry about how to cook the other things in the oven so kevin decided to grill the turkey. this sounds like a splendid idea, the only possible drawback being that the house won\u2019t be permeated with that fabulous baking-turkey smell.<\/p>\n
we can always go outside to experience it, but of course it\u2019s RIDICULOUSLY cold. the tulips in front, which were being quite brave, today are all pitifully drooped over. very sad.<\/p>\n
a very huge roto rooter man is here trying to fix our toilet. i think he\u2019s giving up now. doesn\u2019t this seem wrong? shouldn\u2019t a roto rooter man be able to fix a toilet? right now he\u2019s telling kevin that he doesn\u2019t remember the last time he wasn\u2019t able to fix a toilet. he\u2019s going to take it outside and crack it open, i think, because he\u2019s dying to know why he can\u2019t fix it. he said that people have gotten cell phones stuck in toilets. i know there are no cell phones in ours. but what could it be? a shoe? i\u2019m sure not a shoe. did mollie or one of the kitties drag something into the toilet and then flush it without us knowing?<\/p>\n
a dead bird! or maybe a squirrel! soon maybe we will know. i should get my video camera and get a shot of the guy out in our front lawn busting open the toilet, but maybe that would be too odd.<\/p>\n
winnie the cat, who is sitting on most of this chair that i\u2019m trying to sit on, is quietly chuckling to himself. i\u2019m sure he knows what\u2019s up.<\/p>\n
at least we have two toilets. maybe we\u2019ll be going to lowe\u2019s soon, to buy a new one. and clearly, easter weekend doesn\u2019t get any better than going to lowe\u2019s to buy a toilet!<\/p>\n
ok then, i wish your weekend could be at least slightyly as scintillating as mine,<\/p>\n
grace waiting for chocolate eggs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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