{"id":8300,"date":"2012-06-30T15:30:36","date_gmt":"2012-06-30T21:30:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=8300"},"modified":"2012-06-30T15:30:36","modified_gmt":"2012-06-30T21:30:36","slug":"happy-birthday-randy-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/happy-birthday-randy-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday RANDY!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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lester LOVES randy.\u00a0 whenever randy comes to visit, he plays vigorously with les, who LOVES that.\u00a0 les starts tearing all around the place like a maniac.<\/p>\n

this morning was a birthday breakfast at IHOP, with all three of the dunham boys.\u00a0 randy got some fine gifts, plus a blueberry pancake breakfast.<\/p>\n

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amy bought him some whipped cream vodka.<\/p>\n

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ok then, quickly, before i have to go change the sprinkler position outside – here is why i know i’m losing my mind:<\/p>\n

yesterday morning, i was going to go to weightlifting class, which is at 9:30, always has been at 9:30.\u00a0 but the one on wednesday is at 8:45.<\/p>\n

so sometime, after getting up and taking mollie for a walk even though it was already incredibly hot and sticky outside, i somehow decided that class wasn’t til 9:45.\u00a0 NO classes start at 9:45.<\/p>\n

so i got to the fit club and went up the stairs, and there’s always a few women milling around outside the workout room door, but there were no women at all, and i thought, hmm, am i THAT early?<\/p>\n

then i looked in the room, and thought, MY GOODNESS, WHY ARE ALL THE ZUMBA WOMEN LYING ON THE FLOOR ON MATS?<\/p>\n

it took me a few moments to realize that weightlifting class had, of course, already started, there were weights lying all around,\u00a0 it was 15 minutes into it, and just how absentminded can i be?<\/p>\n

last night i turned on the sprinkler down by the lake.\u00a0 because the crappy new sprinkler doesn’t oscillate anymore, i just had it aimed at one new little bush i’d planted.<\/p>\n

when i woke up at four this morning i was lying there for a long time and then suddenly i thought I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE SPRINKLER!<\/p>\n

i staggered out and turned off the faucet; at least i didn’t have to go all the way down to the lake to do it.<\/p>\n

when i walked down there later this morning, i was surprised that the ground wasn’t a bog.\u00a0 but then i turned the sprinkler back on and realized it had totally broken; a plastic part had split off and so a big plume of water was shooting into the air.\u00a0 the peach tree got a very good nine-hour watering anyway.<\/p>\n

also when i was lying there this morning i suddenly thought I FORGOT TO GIVE MY CLIENT A BOTTLE OF WATER!\u00a0 yesterday it was over 100 outside and definitely a day that i needed to hand a massage client a nice cold bottle of water when they leave and HOW HAD I FORGOTTEN THAT???<\/p>\n

this morning i texted him and apologized for forgetting.<\/p>\n

he texted me back and said that i HAD given him the water, thanks.<\/p>\n

losing. my. mind.<\/p>\n

more and more and more.<\/p>\n

soon, this typing on here will be nothing but a bunch of whslkj’a skjdklf;jklja\u00a0\u00a0 swjwi’;sdo 0i09PO90wi]WEKFLDSKMF<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

lester LOVES randy.\u00a0 whenever randy comes to visit, he plays vigorously with les, who LOVES that.\u00a0 les starts tearing all around the place like a maniac. this morning was a birthday breakfast at IHOP, with all three of the dunham boys.\u00a0 randy got some fine gifts, plus a blueberry pancake breakfast. amy bought him some […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-8300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-birthdays"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-29S","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}