{"id":8153,"date":"2012-06-01T06:52:34","date_gmt":"2012-06-01T12:52:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=8153"},"modified":"2012-06-01T06:52:34","modified_gmt":"2012-06-01T12:52:34","slug":"waking-up-on-friday-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/waking-up-on-friday-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"waking up on friday morning&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>noodle and numie are always on the lookout for anything suspicious that might come up their walk.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8154\" title=\"m62\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/m62.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"536\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8155\" title=\"m63\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/m63.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"536\" \/><\/p>\n<p>but sometimes numie likes to relax out on the back deck, taking a little break from his very vigilant work.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8156\" title=\"m64\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/m64.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"536\" \/><\/p>\n<p>here&#8217;s jim, next to his WINNING FRISBEE GOLF HOLE IN ONE!\u00a0 it was a very difficult hole, and he did it, just one throw, right into that metal basket.\u00a0 jim hasn&#8217;t been playing frisbee golf terribly long, but he has quickly turned into a FRISBEE GOLF CHAMPEEN!<\/p>\n<p>it is probably too late for him to enter in the summer olympics with his frisbee golf.\u00a0 he&#8217;ll have to wait four years, but by that time he&#8217;ll undoubtedly be a frisbee golf pro, making buckets of money in the sport.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8157\" title=\"m65\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/m65.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"536\" \/><\/p>\n<p>the other morning kevin was going to work over at our duplex, but he called me on his phone.\u00a0 &#8220;go to the front door,&#8221; he said.\u00a0 i did, and there was a goose.<\/p>\n<p>kevin took a picture.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8158\" title=\"m66\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/m66.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"320\" \/><\/p>\n<p>and i grabbed my camera and also documented the crazy goose.\u00a0 it kept standing there, like it really wanted me to open the door and let him in.\u00a0 i feel that probably wouldn&#8217;t have gone so well.\u00a0 maybe he was attracted to our goose statue, which you can see in back of him, all decked out in her sexy john deere dress and stylin hat.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8159\" title=\"m77\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/m77.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>he didn&#8217;t get all ruffled, but instead he eventually waddled over to the left, calmly sauntered around the house.<\/p>\n<p>he left us a big pile of poop.<\/p>\n<p>and that is all for this chilly friday morning.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>mrs. friday hughes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>noodle and numie are always on the lookout for anything suspicious that might come up their walk. but sometimes numie likes to relax out on the back deck, taking a little break from his very vigilant work. here&#8217;s jim, next to his WINNING FRISBEE GOLF HOLE IN ONE!\u00a0 it was a very difficult hole, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[36,37],"class_list":["post-8153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-geese","tag-numie-noodle"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-27v","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}