{"id":8080,"date":"2012-05-14T07:17:08","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T13:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=8080"},"modified":"2012-05-14T07:17:08","modified_gmt":"2012-05-14T13:17:08","slug":"the-hazards-of-living","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/the-hazards-of-living\/","title":{"rendered":"the hazards of living"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>a few days ago i fell in the driveway.\u00a0 the driveway is made of a very hard black substance.\u00a0 not concrete, it must be asphalt.<\/p>\n<p>i was watering flowers and somehow i tripped over the hose.\u00a0 my knee bled and got a scab.<\/p>\n<p>saturday i took mollie, numie and noodle for a run and almost immediately, when we were going through the little bit of woods on our way out to the field, i fell.\u00a0 the dogs were very sweet and didn&#8217;t even try to run off.<\/p>\n<p>at least the hard ground was not as hard or abrasive as the asphalt, but that fall was a little more spectacular, and i got dirt in my scab and cut open the other knee and got other little nicks and scrapes and lots of dirt on me.<\/p>\n<p>luckily it wasn&#8217;t a beauty contest run.<\/p>\n<p>yesterday i was scraping the old cracked plastic off the brackets for our six flower boxes for the deck.\u00a0 i&#8217;d bought new brackets cause the old ones are so nasty, but they didn&#8217;t fit and i don&#8217;t think you can get them to fit, so i decided instead of re-paint the old ones.<\/p>\n<p>the first bracket went well, not too much tough plastic was cracked, so it didn&#8217;t take very long.\u00a0 i washed it and it is all ready to paint.<\/p>\n<p>the second one, though, had lots more cracked places and i realized i wasn&#8217;t going to finish the job in an hour, like i&#8217;d hoped.\u00a0 kevin had given me an array of tools to try for the scraping, including a wire brush which didn&#8217;t work so well, and some scraper thing that didn&#8217;t do the job.<\/p>\n<p>the third tool, though, was a serious scraper, about a five inch wide sharp razor blade on a sturdy stick, and it was doing a great job of scraping.<\/p>\n<p>you see where i&#8217;m going, don&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p>i was gouging and gouging and then GOUGED my little finger.\u00a0 OOOOWWWWW.\u00a0 a huge gash, and blood started running down my arm.\u00a0 kevin made me wash it and then he covered it very tightly with a waterproof band-aid after dabbing on neosporin.\u00a0 it didn&#8217;t hurt so much as it THROBBED.\u00a0 because i was making mom a meal for mother&#8217;s day, i had many things to do, so i kept forgetting to take any advil.\u00a0 it hurt every once in a while, but then it didn&#8217;t so much.<\/p>\n<p>last night before bed i took off the bandage and big gouge looked very deep and bad and blood started oozing out of it again.\u00a0 i put on a fresh bandage and it really hurt a lot so i finally took advil.<\/p>\n<p>and now, when i&#8217;m sitting here typing, it hurts to type &#8220;p&#8221;, or exclamation points, or to hit enter.\u00a0 so i&#8217;m to do that with another finger.<\/p>\n<p>i feel bad for this little finger, because i got a big red bump on it last summer and first i thought i&#8217;d injured it (because i do that a lot, as you know), but it turned out to be arthritis.\u00a0 i&#8217;ve been taking something called hyaluronic acid twice a day, and the redness has gone away and it rarely bothers me.\u00a0 but this is my one trauma finger.<\/p>\n<p>chester, will always lie on any box anywhere, or preferably in it, which is what he did once i&#8217;d opened the box.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8081\" title=\"m45\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/m45.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>we should all try to be as relaxed as les.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8082\" title=\"m46\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/m46.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8083\" title=\"m47\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/m47.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>mrs. monday morning hughes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a few days ago i fell in the driveway.\u00a0 the driveway is made of a very hard black substance.\u00a0 not concrete, it must be asphalt. i was watering flowers and somehow i tripped over the hose.\u00a0 my knee bled and got a scab. saturday i took mollie, numie and noodle for a run and almost 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