yesterday afternoon i looked out the kitchen window and there was Honey the littlest kitty, whizzing along the driveway. in her mouth was a very large dead animal. probably a bunny. but it was BIG, at least as big as Honey, maybe actually bigger. it looked very, very dead. kind of flat. not that i got a very good look, because like i said, Honey was in quite a hurry.<\/p>\n
i sent kevin out to investigate. it was, indeed, a very big, dead, flat bunny. he sent Mollie out to take care of the bunny. and by “take care of,” i mean he let her in the front door with the big flat dead bunny and we encouraged her to take it into the garage where she quickly snarfed it down.<\/p>\n
mollie and honey, working together.<\/p>\n
it surely must have been already dead and partially eaten when Honey got it.<\/p>\n
how could she ever catch something bigger than herself, with no front claws?<\/p>\n
surely not.<\/p>\n
but then again, there was another lone animal organ lying on the kitchen floor a few days ago.<\/p>\n
yuck.<\/p>\n
it\u2019s kind of like wild kingdom around here sometimes.<\/p>\n
right now most of them are sleeping peacefully, thank god. <\/p>\n
except mollie keeps coming in, looking at me imploringly, beseechingly. “please, grace, PLEASE, PLEASE give me a treat!” even though she had dinner, and then a treat, and then she got to lick the various bowls that i used for making a peanut butter pie.<\/p>\n
after all of that she was standing at the pantry, whining sadly. I\u2019M SO HUNGRY.<\/p>\n
no wonder she needs to lose weight. <\/p>\n
that is all for now. try to stay warm.<\/p>\n
ok,<\/p>\n
grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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