{"id":7619,"date":"2012-02-16T08:38:14","date_gmt":"2012-02-16T14:38:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=7619"},"modified":"2012-02-16T08:38:14","modified_gmt":"2012-02-16T14:38:14","slug":"its-all-about-the-chocolate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/its-all-about-the-chocolate\/","title":{"rendered":"it&#8217;s all about the chocolate&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ok, valentinve&#8217;s day isn&#8217;t ALL about the chocolate&#8230;kevin also got me a beautiful bouquet of a dozen roses, plus a wonderful print of a sweet &#8220;mutts&#8221; comic strip, and a couple of cards, one of which is an hilarious pig with wings singing and flapping his wings&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>but it is a lot about the chocolate.<\/p>\n<p>because we&#8217;ve been married for five valentines now, he knows to buy me a decent-sized box, not one of those dinky ones with just four chocolates, but not a huge one, either, because I WILL EAT IT ALL RIGHT AWAY.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m exaggerating, of course, i don&#8217;t eat them all at once.\u00a0 there were actually a few left yesterday, which i polished off before five o&#8217;clock but then was despondent that i hadn&#8217;t save myself at least one for after dinner.<\/p>\n<p>they were delicious.\u00a0 i could eat a lot of chocolate every single day.\u00a0 luckily there isn&#8217;t usually much or any around the house.\u00a0 i am always baffled by people who might have some lying around, like candies in bowls&#8230;how do they do that?\u00a0 at the grocery store at day-after sales, like valentine&#8217;s day, xmas, easter, etc, i&#8217;ve certainly managed to talk myself into getting the half-priced candy JUST TO HAVE AROUND.\u00a0 for what, really, but me???<\/p>\n<p>i didn&#8217;t succumb yesterday, partly because i was at the store with mom which made me feel guilty about buying the chocolate.\u00a0 she wouldn&#8217;t have cared, of course, but she has an infinite amount more of chocolate willpower than me.\u00a0 i get that from dad &#8211; i bought them some chocolates and gave them to them when they were here on valentine&#8217;s day, and dad started opening them and shoving them into his mouth as fast as he could, because, of course, they were quite delicious.\u00a0 those little lindt truffles wrapped in foil.<\/p>\n<p>mom was sitting across the living room from him and said, &#8220;what are you eating?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nothing,&#8221; said dad, his mouth stuffed with chocolate.<\/p>\n<p>the other morning, chester was so starving that he resorted to eating mollie&#8217;s food.\u00a0 kevin took this picture; i can&#8217;t imagine how upset mollie must have been about somebody eating her precious food.\u00a0 kind of like me if somebody eats my chocolate, only more so.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7620\" title=\"f35\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/f35.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"432\" \/><\/p>\n<p>when i was sitting in the bedroom the other day, lester climbed into the bed and laid down right on the pillow so i had to cover him with my favorite cupcake pajames.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7621\" title=\"f36\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/f36.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"432\" \/><\/p>\n<p>and on valentine&#8217;s day, he cosied up next to the cute little critter i bought for kevin.\u00a0 once again, though, i don&#8217;t understand the comfort of lying on top of the table, but eventually kevin put a blanket on top of him and there he stayed for quite a while.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7622\" title=\"f37\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/f37.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>i hope your valentine&#8217;s day was chocolate-filled, and if not, i hope you got some HALF-OFF VALENTINE&#8217;S CANDY!\u00a0 mmmmmmm&#8230;.maybe it&#8217;s not too late to get some&#8230;.maybe there&#8217;s still a little good chocolate left and it&#8217;s not all the yucky, pointless hard candy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>mrs.\u00a0 hughes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ok, valentinve&#8217;s day isn&#8217;t ALL about the chocolate&#8230;kevin also got me a beautiful bouquet of a dozen roses, plus a wonderful print of a sweet &#8220;mutts&#8221; comic strip, and a couple of cards, one of which is an hilarious pig with wings singing and flapping his wings&#8230; but it is a lot about the chocolate. 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