{"id":7310,"date":"2011-12-12T08:30:33","date_gmt":"2011-12-12T14:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=7310"},"modified":"2011-12-12T08:30:33","modified_gmt":"2011-12-12T14:30:33","slug":"and-then-i-broke-the-oven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/and-then-i-broke-the-oven\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;and then i broke the oven."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>oh boy.\u00a0 i haven&#8217;t been so much in the christmas mood yet &#8211; no decorations up except for the advent log cabin, and a gold candle that a client gave me.\u00a0 maybe i&#8217;ll start on them tomorrow, but i dunno, the spirit is eluding me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>but i do HAVE TO CONTINUE WITH THE COOKIES.\u00a0 today i&#8217;m going to a holiday luncheon and decided i should bring a little box of them, and i couldn&#8217;t just bring the one kind (well, i guess i could have&#8230;), so i decided yesterday that i needed to bake a bunch more.<\/p>\n<p>i made two more kinds for christmas, and then a batch of low-sugar oatmeal cookies for kevin for christmas, and i was whirling around in the kitchen for a very long time, making a huge mess, trying to get it all done before 2:00 because i wanted to take mollie running when it was still as warm as it was gonna get yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>in addition to the klutziness that makes a mockery of my name, the crashing into things and walls and dropping dishes and glasses and everything, i also have a tendency to FLING open the kitchen cabinets and HURRY to get the stuff in or out, and shut them just as forefully.<\/p>\n<p>i didn&#8217;t think i did this with the oven door, but i did open and shut it about a million times.\u00a0 i know i didn&#8217;t BANG it shut, or maybe i did just a little, and i did kind of fling it open&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>and on the second-to-last batch going in, i pulled open the door&#8230;and the DOOR HANDLE BROKE OFF.\u00a0 one side came out, and the handle dangled down.<\/p>\n<p>good grief.<\/p>\n<p>kevin said he&#8217;d look at it after the oven had cooled, so i finished up by prying the open door open, which wasn&#8217;t so terrible except that the whole door seemed to kind of pull apart when i did it.<\/p>\n<p>it looked to me like i&#8217;d torn a hole in the door, but<\/p>\n<p>KEVIN FIXED IT.\u00a0 no hole, the screw had just come out, he was able to fix it without any trouble.<\/p>\n<p>so this is our relationship &#8211; i destroy things and kevin fixes them.<\/p>\n<p>but at least he did get some cookies out of it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>mollie and i did finally run, even though i just don&#8217;t feel like it in this cold weather this year.\u00a0 i remember that last year we ran in much colder weather, plus we ran through snow in the field.\u00a0 i keep piling on the clothes, though, like it&#8217;s in the teens &#8211; i wore a pair of running leggings, and over them, a pair of sweats, and my electric jacket set at 100%, and of course mittens and a ski mask-type hate i found in the closet, and another hat on top of that.<\/p>\n<p>i actually had to take off the ski hat because i was a little too warm, plus i turned down the jacket and wished i&#8217;d only worn one pair of pants.<\/p>\n<p>but really, it&#8217;s better to be too warm than SO COLD.<\/p>\n<p>luckily it&#8217;s not supposed to be unbearable this week, but i keep thinking that it&#8217;s going to SLAM us any time, sneaking up and dumping lots of snow and ice, with plenty of wind and subarctic temperatures.<\/p>\n<p>i guess if it gets too cold, we won&#8217;t have to go out.\u00a0 mollie will be sad, but i&#8217;ll be happy to sit inside.<\/p>\n<p>last night we watched &#8220;love actually,&#8221; which did help a little with my christmas mood.<\/p>\n<p>but if we buy a tree, won&#8217;t the new kitties climb it?\u00a0 and gnaw on it, and pull down the ornaments and break them?<\/p>\n<p>at least somebody else would be to blame for the breaking&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>mrs. monday morning hughes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oh boy.\u00a0 i haven&#8217;t been so much in the christmas mood yet &#8211; no decorations up except for the advent log cabin, and a gold candle that a client gave me.\u00a0 maybe i&#8217;ll start on them tomorrow, but i dunno, the spirit is eluding me&#8230; but i do HAVE TO CONTINUE WITH THE COOKIES.\u00a0 today [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-1TU","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}