kevin e-mailed me this wire story. people just seemed weirder overall in CA.<\/p>\n
Sheriff\u2019s Deputies Make Bizarre Arrest<\/p>\n
Wednesday September 6, 2006<\/p>\n
Santa Barbara County sheriff\u2019s deputies come across a bizarre encounter at La Purisima Mission in Lompoc.<\/p>\n
Around midnight they found a 69-year-old Huntington beach man…naked and covered in oats.<\/p>\n
Deputies say the man had covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and allowed the horses at the mission to lick him clean.<\/p>\n
He apparently told deputies this has always been a fantasy of his and drove up from the Los Angeles area to play it out.<\/p>\n
Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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