{"id":6937,"date":"2011-09-23T10:02:56","date_gmt":"2011-09-23T16:02:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=6937"},"modified":"2011-09-23T10:02:56","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T16:02:56","slug":"chocolate-fountain-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/chocolate-fountain-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"chocolate fountain heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>because we&#8217;re throwing a belated wedding reception for garrick and janice on saturday, and because garrick LOVES CHOCOLATE, probably about the same amount as i do, but he&#8217;s a more vocal person anyway so he&#8217;s definitely louder about it, i had the brilliant idea of borrowing randy&#8217;s CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN for the event.<\/p>\n<p>i could hear garrick drooling when i texted him the happy chocolate fountain news.\u00a0 i shoulda saved it for a delicious surprise. he said that the possibilities of things you could dunk in the fountain are endless.\u00a0 i told him he couldn&#8217;t put his head down in it, but then i said that since it is a party for him, he could go ahead and do that after all.<\/p>\n<p>randy has successfully used the fountain at many parties, and i&#8217;ve borrowed it at least once, and there is something magical about all that flowing creamy deliciousness.\u00a0 we had it at a halloween party but it didn&#8217;t get eaten much, but i pointed out to kevin this morning that garrick wasn&#8217;t in our lives then.\u00a0 i&#8217;m sure he will spread chocolate fountain cheer wherever the chocolate flows.<\/p>\n<p>i was looking up fountain recipes because you have to have a good ratio of oil to chocolate, and i was surprised about all the chocolate fountain animosity.\u00a0 we&#8217;ll there, not that much, but on one web site they went on and on and ON about the many many hazards of chocolate fountains.\u00a0 YOU MUST TEST YOUR FOUNTAIN FOR A TIME SPAN EQUAL TO THE ENTIRE EVENT.<\/p>\n<p>YOU MUST NEVER LEAVE THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN UNATTENDED.<\/p>\n<p>IF YOU BUY A CHEAP CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN IT WILL BE LOUD AND THE PAINT WILL FLAKE INTO THE CHOCOLATE.<\/p>\n<p>PEOPLE CAN RUIN THEIR CLOTHES WITH THE HORRIBLE CHOCOLATE SPLASHING.<\/p>\n<p>IF SOMETHING IS DROPPED INTO THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN, YOU <strong>MUST TURN IT OFF IMMEDIATELY.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>because why, it&#8217;s going to EXPLODE?\u00a0 on and on with all this stuff.\u00a0 lighten up, people.\u00a0 be at peace and just enjoy the chocolatey perfection that is the fountain.<\/p>\n<p>i found another website that suggested a healthy alternative; you could have a yogurt dressing kind of fountain.\u00a0 i think i&#8217;ll tell garrick that that&#8217;s what i&#8217;ve decided to do.<\/p>\n<p>he&#8217;d know i was kidding.<\/p>\n<p>i bought some hershey&#8217;s kisses in addition to all the heaps of chocolate fountain chocolate, so there would be chocolate in nice little bowls for people who couldn&#8217;t get enough of the fountain.<\/p>\n<p>the problem is that last night i OPENED THE BAG.\u00a0 uh oh.<\/p>\n<p>i had a few, then i had a few more, then amy came over and brought me a delicious piece of texas sheet cake from a party she&#8217;d had.<\/p>\n<p>so i went to bed with a huge sugary chocolate buzz.<\/p>\n<p>and of course, sitting here reading about all the chocolate fountain recipes just makes me want MORE CHOCOLATE.\u00a0 usually the urge doesn&#8217;t strike till late afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m doomed today, doomed, i say.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>mrs. addict.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>because we&#8217;re throwing a belated wedding reception for garrick and janice on saturday, and because garrick LOVES CHOCOLATE, probably about the same amount as i do, but he&#8217;s a more vocal person anyway so he&#8217;s definitely louder about it, i had the brilliant idea of borrowing randy&#8217;s CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN for the event. i could hear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-1NT","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6937"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6937\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}