{"id":6647,"date":"2011-06-25T08:02:25","date_gmt":"2011-06-25T14:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=6647"},"modified":"2011-06-25T08:02:25","modified_gmt":"2011-06-25T14:02:25","slug":"angry-kitty-tree-that-has-been-chomped-all-is-chaos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/angry-kitty-tree-that-has-been-chomped-all-is-chaos\/","title":{"rendered":"angry kitty, tree that has been chomped&#8230;all is chaos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>yesterday afternoon kevin left for the sandy ford shooting place in streator, illinois.\u00a0 this morning when i got up, i wondered why winnie hadn&#8217;t been batting at my head, insistent on getting some breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>i walked into the kitchen and he was frantically beating at the screened porch door &#8211; i&#8217;d locked him out there last night.\u00a0 he was very, very upset.\u00a0 also COMPLETELY STARVING.<\/p>\n<p>yesterday i worked on a new gardening project &#8211; i bought 130 border bricks and 21 bags of mulch (i think i bought too much mulch) and i made the start of a nice little new garden down by the water.\u00a0 i had planted lilies there last year and every one but one has been eaten by the damn deer.\u00a0 that last flower, though, is going to be sensational!<\/p>\n<p>kevin drove our big riding mower down to the lake, the little cart in back filled with the bricks.\u00a0 yesterday i tried to drive it back to the garage but it wouldn&#8217;t start.\u00a0 i called kevin to ask him what to do, but he didn&#8217;t call me til it was dark and there was no way i was going to try to figure out how to connect the power things in the dark.<\/p>\n<p>i told jim about it after i was creeping around in the dark securing a tarp over the top of it.\u00a0 he said it&#8217;d be fine til morning, and he&#8217;d help me attach the battery.<\/p>\n<p>when i got up this morning he&#8217;d already connected it.\u00a0 i walked down and we both saw that a BEAVER ATE THE WILLOW TREE.\u00a0 it was a lovely little willow, and it&#8217;s grown so much since jim planted it.\u00a0 and now it&#8217;s gone&#8230;jim was excited, though, that there is a live beaver somewhere around here, because he says they&#8217;re getting kind of extinct.<\/p>\n<p>now i&#8217;m worried about the peach trees down by the water &#8211; 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