{"id":659,"date":"2006-07-29T09:19:29","date_gmt":"2006-07-29T09:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=659"},"modified":"2006-07-29T09:19:29","modified_gmt":"2006-07-29T09:19:29","slug":"not-quite-back-to-bed-just-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/not-quite-back-to-bed-just-yet\/","title":{"rendered":"NOT QUITE BACK TO BED JUST YET"},"content":{"rendered":"

i know i\u2019ve mentioned the ludicrousness of the plethora of wedding crap you can buy. here are just a couple of the huge HUGE variety of wedding cake toppers for sale on e-bay. 1,125 items listed under “wedding cake toppers.” this first one is about 20 bucks.<\/p>\n

\"spongebob!\"<\/p>\n

i guess it\u2019s for actual children who are getting married. or maybe very very young adults. but it\u2019s awfully cute.<\/p>\n

and this one, the opposite end of the spectrum, it\u2019s sterling silver with Swarvoski crystals. for about $140. a person could EASILY spend bucket and buckets of money on a wedding. and what do you do with the monogrammed crystals when the wedding\u2019s over? mount them on your wall?<\/p>\n

\"swarovski\" <\/p>\n

wait, there are so many listings, i have to show you a couple more. this one is also pretty funny, kermit and miss piggy:<\/p>\n

\"kermit<\/p>\n

and this is a handmade bull terrier couple, made of fimo clay. both these toppers are about a hundred bucks. this terrier couple is very cute, but unfortunately you can\u2019t get one outside of great britain. <\/p>\n

\"bull<\/p>\n

hmm, that gives me an idea, maybe i could scuplt figurines for the top of the cake…<\/p>\n

NO GRACE, NO! NO MORE CRAFTS. JUST SAY NO TO CRAFTS.<\/p>\n

sleep, back to sleep before it\u2019s noon.<\/p>\n

gs<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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