{"id":639,"date":"2006-06-19T14:23:11","date_gmt":"2006-06-19T14:23:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=639"},"modified":"2006-06-19T14:23:11","modified_gmt":"2006-06-19T14:23:11","slug":"the-invitations-have-arrived","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/the-invitations-have-arrived\/","title":{"rendered":"THE INVITATIONS HAVE ARRIVED!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I ordered the wedding invitations last sunday.  last monday they called to check some stuff, they shipped them friday, and here they are!  <\/p>\n<p>this morning i woke up early and panicked about my lack of wedding-preparedness but WE HAVE INVITATIONS!<\/p>\n<p>the weekend was a blur of packing.  amy and jim have been living at kevin\u2019s house for about a month while their house was being finished.  we started hauling box after box of stuff over to their new lovely and spacious home on saturday morning, and now their gigantic garage is filled with things.  <\/p>\n<p>and they\u2019ve spent a YEAR getting rid of stuff.<\/p>\n<p>americans, people with TOO MUCH STUFF.<\/p>\n<p>actually, i\u2019m sure it\u2019s like that in other countries too.<\/p>\n<p>so we\u2019re very slowly starting to move all my stuff from my apartment to MFH\u2019s house, plus all the stuff he had that was a my place&#8230;it\u2019s a blur of moving.  it\u2019s a lot easier moving somebody else\u2019s crap, because you can just lug it around and set it down and you\u2019re not in charge of doing something with it.  and there\u2019s a satified smugness you can have of not having SO MUCH STUFF.<\/p>\n<p>of course that feeling is completely gone, now that i\u2019m faces with an apartment full of stuff that i DO NOT KNOW WHY I HAVE.<\/p>\n<p>not to mention that i\u2019ve been trying to memorize my lines for this show i\u2019m doing on july 7th adn 8th at the hoogland center, &#8220;danger: adult content.&#8221;  this one sketch is very very funny but i have many many lines and i hope you get a chance to come see the show.  in this one sketch i\u2019m a woman who is turning into a bag lady.  this is sort of appropriate given the huge quantities of junk i\u2019m always carrying around.  the other day we took my car to be washed and K. started picking stuff up from the space below the dashboard and he kept asking me if i really needed the spoon and the highlighter and the 27 pens.  YES I NEED THEM.  what if i want to eat pudding?  and what if i need to write something, and then i need to highlight it?<\/p>\n<p>i have to tell you about our serious TICK ENCOUNTERS at giant city state park, but right now i have to rush away.  <\/p>\n<p>i hope your monday is a good one.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>june grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ordered the wedding invitations last sunday. last monday they called to check some stuff, they shipped them friday, and here they are! this morning i woke up early and panicked about my lack of wedding-preparedness but WE HAVE INVITATIONS! the weekend was a blur of packing. amy and jim have been living at kevin\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-aj","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=639"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}