{"id":636,"date":"2006-06-12T11:41:14","date_gmt":"2006-06-12T11:41:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=636"},"modified":"2006-06-12T11:41:14","modified_gmt":"2006-06-12T11:41:14","slug":"monday-morning-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/monday-morning-2\/","title":{"rendered":"monday morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>this morning i decided not to take my cell phone with me.  it needed to charge, i was only going to be at work for a couple of hours.  as i drove down sixth street, a woman in the car next to me seemed to be yelling at me, and i wondered what i\u2019d done to piss her off.  i felt i was doing a good driving job, but then you never know for sure.<\/p>\n<p>i got to work, and my back tire was flat.  so i\u2019m sorry for all the bad things i thought about that woman, she was just trying to help me.  <\/p>\n<p>i tried to call MFH.  his phone wasn\u2019t on yet.  i called amy, but she rarely answers her phone, especially if she doesn\u2019t recognize the number, and since i was calling from the hospital, of course she didn\u2019t answer.  i was going to call jim to tell him to call amy, but i couldn\u2019t remember his cell phone number.  i was going to call mom to call jim to call amy, but i couldn\u2019t remember her cell phone number, either.<\/p>\n<p>so, valuable lesson &#8211; MEMORIZE PHONE NUMBERS.  i used to have lots of phone numbers memorized, but i\u2019ve gotten lazy because everybody is programmed into my cell phone.  but what if i actually lost the phone?  i\u2019d be stranded.<\/p>\n<p>right now i\u2019m still at work, waiting for kevin to come to my rescue.  he\u2019ll fix the tire and we\u2019ll take it to sears and they\u2019ll fix it for free because i bought that special bonus insurance stuff when i got the tires and after i bought it i figured it was a total waste of money but how about that, it\u2019s actually going to be valuable.<\/p>\n<p>and then, and then, finally, we\u2019ll start heading down south to camp.  hopefully we\u2019ll get there before it gets dark.<\/p>\n<p>memorize those phone numbers!<\/p>\n<p>that is all for monday.  <\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>june grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this morning i decided not to take my cell phone with me. it needed to charge, i was only going to be at work for a couple of hours. as i drove down sixth street, a woman in the car next to me seemed to be yelling at me, and i wondered what i\u2019d done [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-ag","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}