{"id":632,"date":"2006-06-03T06:00:16","date_gmt":"2006-06-03T06:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=632"},"modified":"2006-06-03T06:00:16","modified_gmt":"2006-06-03T06:00:16","slug":"very-very-early-on-saturday-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/very-very-early-on-saturday-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"very very early on saturday morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>did you know that it gets light before five a.m.?  i\u2019ve been up since about 4:30 and i hope i\u2019m going to go back to sleep soon, but of course that won\u2019t happen if i keep sitting here on the couch with the computer on my lap.<\/p>\n<p>we\u2019re leaving for florida this afternoon.  i have to put my clothes in the suitcase, but i already have them in a huge mound on the floor.  maybe i\u2019m taking too many things.  i\u2019m probably taking too many things.  i can\u2019t help it.  maybe i won\u2019t take as much as i\u2019m planning.  <\/p>\n<p>i got up because i felt that there are many many things i have to do before leaving.  i try to never, ever fly anywhere really early in the morning, because that way everything has to be done the night before.  we\u2019re not leaving the house till two, and this way i get all morning and part of the afternoon to remember everything.<\/p>\n<p>i\u2019m not taking my computer with me.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019M NOT TAKING MY COMPUTER WITH ME.<\/p>\n<p>gee, that\u2019s going to be kind of strange.  computer-less.  although less strange than at other times in my life, because i\u2019ve been so busy that i haven\u2019t had time to be on the computer so much.<\/p>\n<p>ok, that is a COMPLETE AND TOTAL LIE.  i didn\u2019t lie intentionally, it\u2019s just that right now i\u2019m typing in my sleep, i should be sleeping right now, i don\u2019t know why i\u2019m not.  but anyway, i\u2019ve been spending HOURS AND HOURS on the computer, looking up honeymoon destinations and wedding stuff and just stuff in general.  <\/p>\n<p>but i haven\u2019t been doing so much writing.<\/p>\n<p>WHEN am i going to start writing another show?  i\u2019m actually thinking about one.  <\/p>\n<p>it\u2019d be nice to take a walk right now, except that i\u2019m really sound asleep in the next room.<\/p>\n<p>MFH thinks that we\u2019re going to share his huge suitcase.  i\u2019m very skeptical that my stuff is going to fit in half the suitcase.  maybe my shoes will fit in half the suitcase.<\/p>\n<p>i know i\u2019m taking too many shoes.  we\u2019re only going to be gone through thursday, but i\u2019m taking at least five pairs of shoes.  <\/p>\n<p>but at least most of my clothes are small, because it\u2019s warm outside.  nothing bulky like sweats and sweaters.  <\/p>\n<p>i woke up and started working on these questions for a press release for our upcoming show, &#8220;danger: adult content.&#8221;  i went on and on and on for a while, but i\u2019ll wait and send it when i\u2019m officially awake, because maybe i\u2019ll have to edit the content a little.  if you see one of the posters around town, please know that i look HORRIBLE in the photos and i promise i haven\u2019t really gotten totally ugly all of a sudden, it\u2019s just not such a great image of me.  <\/p>\n<p>me me me.<\/p>\n<p>it\u2019s going to be a funny show.  i have to start memorizing.  i could have been memorizing for an entire hour now.<\/p>\n<p>i just saw some runners jog by.  actually, i just saw their legs, because the shade is only up a little bit.  i wish it was up more because i\u2019d like to see out, but i\u2019m too tired to go over and lift it.  plus of course i\u2019m actually really asleep.<\/p>\n<p>what about sunscreen?  and a deck of cards?  i wish i had a pen, to make a list of things i think i forgot about taking.  do i need a hairdryer?  we\u2019re staying in a condo, i bet they don\u2019t have a hairdryer.<\/p>\n<p>they might sell sunscreen in florida, though, you never know.  <\/p>\n<p>it seems very decadent to be going to florida when i should be saving my money for the wedding\/honeymoon\/quarterly taxes.  <\/p>\n<p>would it be socially acceptable to say that instead of wedding gifts, i want money to help pay my quarterly taxes?  because they\u2019re due june 15th, and then they\u2019ll be due again on september 15th, THE DAY BEFORE OUR WEDDING.  how will i remember to pay them the day b4 the wedding?  actually, it\u2019s written in my calendar so i won\u2019t forget.<\/p>\n<p>i guess you won\u2019t hear from me till thursday.  unless i write more later today when i\u2019m awake.  and unless i find a computer somewhere when i\u2019m gone.  i bet i could find one at a ft. lauderdale library.  i\u2019m sure they have libraries in florida, with huge large-print book sections.  yeah, i bet you\u2019ll hear from me.  you never know.<\/p>\n<p>i\u2019m going back to sleep now.  i really hope you\u2019re still sleeping, although now it\u2019s 6 a.m. and i realize that some people get up that early, some of them even earlier.<\/p>\n<p>goodnight.<\/p>\n<p>saturday morning june grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>did you know that it gets light before five a.m.? 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