yesterday morning i got a jar of peanut butter out to make a sandwich. when i went to make the sandwich, i\u2019d misplaced the peanut butter. i spent too much time searching my kitchen for it, and then i looked again last night and this morning and clearly, clearly it\u2019s not there anymore. did it just evaporate into thin air? did somebody break in and steal it? WHERE\u2019S MY PEANUT BUTTER?<\/p>\n
i want to make a peanut butter sandwich tonight to take on my very very early train ride tomorrow morning. my peanut butter MUST be somewhere.<\/p>\n
i probably won\u2019t find it. maybe somebody else will find it for me. i don\u2019t know how i manage to lose everything all the time, but usually they turn up, and i never lose anything as LARGE as my large jar of peanut butter.<\/p>\n
when i moved a few months ago i found my long-lost bathing suit bottom. that had vexed me for a good long time because i knew i hadn\u2019t taken it off somewhere and left it. it was behind the bed, i believe. i also found a pair of really cute webbed stockings that i was sure somebody had stolen. they were buried under many things in the top of the closet.<\/p>\n
i\u2019m sure that when i move out of this place i\u2019ll find the peanut butter. in the meantime, i guess i\u2019ll have to be content with the soy nut butter i have, although it\u2019s not the same thing at all.<\/p>\n
ok ok ok,<\/p>\n
may grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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