was had on sunday (MOTHER\u2019S DAY, in case you forgot but now it\u2019s really too late) at TUSCANY RESTAURANT.<\/p>\n
such a horrible, rotten time.<\/p>\n
randy\u2019s mom told him she saw an ad for a mother\u2019s day “buffet brunch” at tuscany. $16.95 per person, $12.95 for people over 65. even though it was a “buffet brunch,” you had to order off the special menu and the waiter brought you as much as you wanted.<\/p>\n
this was ONLY IN THEORY, however.<\/p>\n
we got there at 11:00 a.m. because they said they couldn\u2019t accomodate my family and randy\u2019s family, all eleven of us, at noon.<\/p>\n
we got there at 11. there was a small menu, and brunch items included scrambled eggs with some stuff like spinach and ham in them, hash browns, bacon, sausage, biscuits and gravy, and fruit. the non-breakfast things were about five kinds of pasta, and also a prime rib and stuffed sole.<\/p>\n
we all ordered, after everybody arrived by about 11:10 and we waited and waited for our drinks and finally the waiter took our order and finally brought out some fruit which consisted of still frozen melon balls. <\/p>\n
we ate the delicious warm bread they brought us, and then we waited.<\/p>\n
and waited.<\/p>\n
AND WAITED.<\/p>\n
all the tables weren\u2019t full, and finally, sometime well after noon, we\u2019d been there about 45 minutes, they started bringing out our food. mom\u2019s hash browns were cold. SHE\u2019S THE MOM, CAN\u2019T YOU AT LEAST HEAT ALL HER FOOD?<\/p>\n
all the breakfast stuff was ok, and they brought my sole last of all. i didn\u2019t really want sole that early in the day but i decided to pretend it was dinnertime. the sole was very good, but very rich, especially for lunchtime.<\/p>\n
we could then order more food, which some people did, and once again the WAITING AND WAITING AND WAITING started up again. they did manage to keep re-filling our tea. but waiting and waiting and waiting, so some of us left. i ordered dessert but then asked if it was included in the price of the “buffet.” nope. i decided i didn\u2019t need dessert anyway. randy and his brother rick and his mom all ordered more food, and we left after getting the bill which also included $1.65 for each tea. COME ON HERE, a buffet where it\u2019s not actually a buffet and they charge for drinks and dessert? RIDICULOUS.<\/p>\n
later randy called. they\u2019d waited another 45 minutes for more food and none ever showed up, and finally the manager asked them what they were waiting for and randy said OUR FOOD! and then randy got mad, and i hope he YELLED at him, but he\u2019s too polite for that, so the manager comped their meals. but the rest of us had already paid our hefty bills.<\/p>\n
BUT AT LEAST WE GOT TO LEAVE TUSCANY, NEVER TO RETURN.<\/p>\n
i told mom that next year is sure to be better. <\/p>\n
i have many more things to say at this time but i\u2019m about to be late for a massage so that\u2019s all for now, MORE LATER.<\/p>\n
ok ok ok,<\/p>\n
busy may grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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