{"id":6156,"date":"2011-03-15T10:46:01","date_gmt":"2011-03-15T16:46:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=6156"},"modified":"2011-03-15T10:46:01","modified_gmt":"2011-03-15T16:46:01","slug":"bad-bad-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/bad-bad-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"BAD, BAD MOM."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>they haven&#8217;t found out about our horrible neglect of our animals cause all we do is play PLANTS VS ZOMBIES.\u00a0 nobody has knocked on our door wanting to take a look at our poor, emaciated kitty, who is right now perched on the window ledge hoping to be let out so he can stalk the birds.\u00a0 they haven&#8217;t seen mollie&#8217;s sad, sad eyes as she rolls her EMPTY orange ball all around the floor, very depressed cause she only got ONE treat after her walk, which was actually a treat in and of itself.<\/p>\n<p>no, the reason i&#8217;m a terrible mom is&#8230;yesterday i stopped by mom and dad&#8217;s house for a visit, and brought mollie with me.\u00a0 she spent quite a bit of time trying to squeeze under dad&#8217;s chair in order to get just one more treat lurking there, but then she napped on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>i finally left their house, but mom came running out the door, gesturing for me to stop.\u00a0 i did, and wondered what she wanted&#8230;and then MOLLIE CAME BURSTING OUT THE DOOR!<\/p>\n<p>I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT MY PUPPY!<\/p>\n<p>bad, bad mom.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>mrs. trying to make up for it today hughes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>they haven&#8217;t found out about our horrible neglect of our animals cause all we do is play PLANTS VS ZOMBIES.\u00a0 nobody has knocked on our door wanting to take a look at our poor, emaciated kitty, who is right now perched on the window ledge hoping to be let out so he can stalk the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-6156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mollie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-1Bi","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}