is that the correct spelling? i\u2019m thinking maybe it should be “phooey.” yes, i think that\u2019s right. not that i\u2019m going to actually spend the two seconds it would take to look it up RIGHT HERE ON THE COMPUTER. i\u2019ve entered a whole new realm of laziness.<\/p>\n
i was lying on the floor with this neck stretcher thing behind my neck. my neck has been hurting for almost two months now and enough is enough and i\u2019ve tried many different things to get relief and tonight it was this neck stretcher thing and i still can\u2019t decide if it made it better or worse or if i was actually using it correctly. but anyway for about 15 minutes i was just lying there on the floor and so i started flipping through one of the books i got at the library about weddings and i got totally bored with the whole thing. <\/p>\n
instead, let me tell you about mollie the dog. please don\u2019t get the idea that i have NOTHING going on in my life besides thinking about getting married; i\u2019m not some brainwashed lunatic or anything. pretty much. but anyway, mollie the dog is, like all dogs, ALWAYS STARVING TO DEATH.<\/p>\n
i got back to MFH\u2019s house at about 6:45 tonight and i could hear mollie whining pitifully, throwing herself against the door over and over again. MFH tries to feed her at about six o\u2019clock every night. now let me just say that Mollie gets all kinds of treats and snacks all throughout the day, plus she has an automatic feeder that spits out dry food every few hours. mollie is not going to go hungry. mollie had to go on a diet a while ago because she was looking more and more like a fat little sausage and i think she\u2019s gaining all the weight back. but she NEEDS HER FOOD at six o\u2019clock or close to it. sometimes she will throw up if she doesn\u2019t get her food, because she\u2019s so hungry.<\/p>\n
the thing is, when a dog eats, it IMMEDIATELY forgets that it got any food. i can feed mollie an entire hamburger and by the time she\u2019s swallowed the last bite (and usually one bite is all it takes), she is looking at me pleadingly, longingly, hoping i\u2019ll take pity on her and give her just ONE BITE OF FOOD.<\/p>\n
so i got home and she danced around like a maniac and then i fed her her half can of dog food and set the can down and after taking at least one full second to eat the food in the bowl, she started nuzzling down in the can, dragging it around the kitchen, trying to scrape out every last morsel.<\/p>\n
because she\u2019s STARVING.<\/p>\n
kevin got home and mollie did her dance again, mostly because she was happy to see him, but i know that a big reason she loves him is because he\u2019s been feeding her for quite a few years now.<\/p>\n
we made dinner and mollie waited patiently, expectantly as we cooked, hoping we\u2019d give a poor pitiful starving doggie a little morsel.<\/p>\n
we sat down to eat and she proceeded to drool all over the floor, just sitting there with her big puppy dog eyes, drool dripping out of her chin which really wasn\u2019t such a pretty look. but she couldn\u2019t help herself because SHE WAS STARVING.<\/p>\n
kevin, who never ever spoils her to death, had grilled her her own piece of chicken and he cut it up into little pieces so she wouldn\u2019t choke by inhaling the one big piece, and he gave her some couscous alongside and she ate it in all of two seconds.<\/p>\n
after dinner i washed dishes with mollie at my side, as she was still hoping and praying for a little food. i gave her some piecrust in a metal pie tin and she rattled that around on the floor for at least a half hour. <\/p>\n
she\u2019s sleeping on the bed now because clearly, clearly, NOBODY IS GOING TO FEED HER. and if she\u2019s going to STARVE TO DEATH she might as well be well-reested, at least.<\/p>\n
unless she hears the soft rustle of a cookie wrapper opening, or the refrigerator door, and she\u2019ll be at my side in a split second, hoping against hope that i\u2019ll take pity on her because she hasn\u2019t eaten in at least six or seven days…<\/p>\n
that is all for wednesday night.<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
may grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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