{"id":6110,"date":"2011-03-13T15:48:50","date_gmt":"2011-03-13T21:48:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=6110"},"modified":"2011-03-13T15:48:50","modified_gmt":"2011-03-13T21:48:50","slug":"happy-st-patricks-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/happy-st-patricks-day\/","title":{"rendered":"happy st. patrick&#8217;s day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>first, on wednesday we babysat numie and noodle and amy texted me, wanting to know if they were being good.\u00a0 they&#8217;re ALWAYS good, i wrote back, including this picture.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6111\" title=\"m10\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" \/><\/p>\n<p>of course, prior to and directly after this they were running around like maniacs, but they&#8217;re darling anyway.<\/p>\n<p>other animals&#8230;on friday night we went to see janice&#8217;s son ramsey in &#8220;the island of dr. moreau,&#8221; at rochester high school.\u00a0\u00a0 ramsey is a cute kid; here he is at our halloween party last year; he was the lead singer of green day; i can&#8217;t remember the guy&#8217;s name.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6149\" title=\"h29\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/h29.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"570\" \/><\/p>\n<p>and this is what he looked like friday night. Ramsey first played a drunken, awful captain of a ship, and then he was a wolf.\u00a0 for the curtain call he was a little bit of both.\u00a0 here he is afterwards, when he had already taken off the lower jaw part of the face mask.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6112\" title=\"m11\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" \/><\/p>\n<p>the play, about this crazy doctor who does horrible experiments on animals, turning them into half-animals half-humans, is VERY VERY DARK AND SCARY.\u00a0 the production values were dazzling; the costumes, the makeup, the sound fx, everything was impressive, and the acting wasn&#8217;t bad, either.\u00a0 BUT WHAT A DARK AND SCARY PLAY.\u00a0 this one girl played a puma, and for a considerable amount of time during the show she was lying chained to an operating table, writing and SHRIEKING in pain. HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SHRIEKING.<\/p>\n<p>they said that the kids got to choose which play they&#8217;d do.\u00a0 i guess most high school students must be filled with a whole lotta\u00a0 pent-up anger and rage and stuff, or maybe they really just wanted to be all scary and dark and all of that.\u00a0 whew, that&#8217;s all i have to say.<\/p>\n<p>here&#8217;s our sweet puppy, who is happily angst-free.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6113\" title=\"m12\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m12.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>yesterday&#8217;s parade &#8211; like all parades here in lovely springfield, it was very long, and as usual, there were sometimes block-long gaps between the entrants.\u00a0 WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE LONG GAPS?\u00a0 there aren&#8217;t gaps in macy&#8217;s thanksgiving day parade.\u00a0 somebody needs to study up on this and fix the problem.\u00a0 seriously, why is it such a difficult thing to achieve, getting all the stuff to go down the street, one after another?<\/p>\n<p>luckily i got there in time to see the 114th marching up the street.\u00a0 i took this while running backwards, which is why it&#8217;s blurry.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6115\" title=\"m14\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m14.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>gerrick recently joined the 114th, and this was the first time he marched in a parade with them.\u00a0 you can see kevin smiling for the camera, but gerrick, next to him, stares stoically ahead.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6116\" title=\"m15\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m15.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"409\" \/><\/p>\n<p>after a while gerrick did turn towards me and smile just a little bit.\u00a0 i&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll be more smiley the more parades he&#8217;s in.\u00a0\u00a0 the funny thing is that he&#8217;s normally one of the smiliest people i know.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6117\" title=\"m16\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m16.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p>this is right in the middle of them changing arms or doing something or other with their guns.\u00a0\u00a0 i finally got tired of running alongside them backwards.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6118\" title=\"m17\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m17.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"423\" \/><\/p>\n<p>i bought sproingy headbands for everybody.\u00a0 jim just borrowed this one for the photo.\u00a0 my headband was lighted which you can&#8217;t see very well in the bright sunlight.\u00a0 i was very happy with the wig i&#8217;d bought at wal-mart yesterday morning.\u00a0 i think i&#8217;ll use it next halloween.\u00a0 amy was a martian last year, though, so i can&#8217;t be a copycat.\u00a0 hmm, i&#8217;ll have to figure out some person with green hair.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6119\" title=\"m18\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m18.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"468\" \/><\/p>\n<p>the child down front is jim&#8217;s niece samantha.\u00a0 she scored lots and lots of candy during the parade.\u00a0 me, i kept a small bag of peanut m&amp;ms.\u00a0 they were delicious.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6120\" title=\"m19\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m19.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p>there were many dogs in the parade this year, and most of them seemed to be having a pretty good time.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6121\" title=\"m20\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m20.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6122\" title=\"m21\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>the reviewing stand; at one point, after at least an hour, the guy announced &#8220;we&#8217;re about a third of the way done&#8230;we have 150 units, and about 49 have gone by.&#8221; a little after this is when i decided i&#8217;d had enough.\u00a0\u00a0 but in the meantime i kept busy taking lots of pictures.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6123\" title=\"m22\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m22.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>this is right after one of the long gaps, plus as you can see, most of the parade entrants weren&#8217;t too exciting.\u00a0 cars and vans with some kind of sign attached.\u00a0 not enough parade creativity.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6124\" title=\"m23\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m23.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>kids took the time out from diving for candy to pet the very cute doggies.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6125\" title=\"m24\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m24.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>one of the all-too-few marching bands.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6126\" title=\"m25\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m25.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>there were a few cool cars.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6127\" title=\"m26\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m26.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"397\" \/><\/p>\n<p>and this old skinny guy was entertaining, high up on the bike in front of the band.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6128\" title=\"m27\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m27.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"411\" \/><\/p>\n<p>my question is &#8211; this green-faced kid &#8211; was his very spirited st. patrick&#8217;s day getup his idea, or his mom or dad&#8217;s?\u00a0 besides the green face, he&#8217;s got the cool hat, the beads, the gloves, and even his drum is decorated.\u00a0 way to go for spirit, little man.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6129\" title=\"m28\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m28.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"363\" \/><\/p>\n<p>if they&#8217;d had a contest for cutest parade-viewing couple, of course amy and jim would have won.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6130\" title=\"m29\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m29.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"488\" \/><\/p>\n<p>there were, as usual, also WAY TOO MANY POLITICAL entrants.\u00a0 here&#8217;s mike houston, who was mayor a long time ago and is running again.\u00a0 i do like that he dyed his hair green.\u00a0 i&#8217;d vote for him, cause he put some effort into it.\u00a0 for some reason mom doesn&#8217;t like him, and i kept asking her why and she kept saying I JUST DON&#8217;T LIKE HIM, THAT&#8217;S ALL.\u00a0 ok then.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6131\" title=\"m30\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m30.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>is this car hers?\u00a0 wouldn&#8217;t you have KILLED for a cool car like this when you were a kid?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6132\" title=\"m31\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m31.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>here&#8217;s another mayoral candidate, mike coffey.\u00a0 he wanted to shake my hand but i just wanted to pet his huge dog.\u00a0 i hope it was his actual dog, and not some cute prop dog he rented from somdwhere.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6133\" title=\"m32\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m32.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"520\" height=\"482\" \/><\/p>\n<p>amy stood like this a lot during the parade.\u00a0 i think maybe she was trying to be closer to samantha&#8217;s level, but maybe it was just more comfortable standing like that.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6137\" title=\"m36\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m36.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6136\" title=\"m35\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m35.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>the shriners &#8211; this guy is the potentate or something, said mom.\u00a0 it says that on his hat.\u00a0 what if i&#8217;d snatched it off his head and run away through the crowd?\u00a0 i bet nobody woulda caught me cause i could have headed for 5th street where i understand there were swarms of people at the bars.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6138\" title=\"m37\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m37.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6139\" title=\"m38\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m38.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"406\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6140\" title=\"m39\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m39.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"406\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6141\" title=\"m40\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m40.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"438\" \/><\/p>\n<p>when i&#8217;d had enough, i joined kevin and gerrick at the brewhaus, where they&#8217;d each already had a couple of guinnesses by the time i got there.\u00a0 eventually janice showed up; she had met friends at another bar &#8211; these friends had gotten to the bar at SEVEN IN THE MORNING.\u00a0 i can&#8217;t imagine drinking at 7 a.m.<\/p>\n<p>janice had a tiny little mug on her necklace, so of course gerrick had to drink out of it.\u00a0 this is something that newly-married couples do.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6142\" title=\"m41\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m41.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"520\" height=\"439\" \/><\/p>\n<p>i like this picture better because here Janice looks so serious, like she&#8217;s feeding him some drug that will revive him from a horrible disease or something.\u00a0 or it&#8217;s like the tiny little drink that alice drinks at the beginning of &#8220;alice in wonderland.&#8221;\u00a0 it would have been really funny if janice fed it to him and then he shrunk!\u00a0 or got really gigantic.\u00a0 either way, woulda been funny.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6143\" title=\"m42\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m42.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"473\" \/><\/p>\n<p>this is a much better view of the lighted headband.\u00a0 this is why it&#8217;s a huge ripoff, even though it only cost three dollars &#8211; it has a battery, but you can&#8217;t replace the battery.\u00a0 because if you could, of course, you could keep it forever.\u00a0 hmm, maybe kevin can figure out a way to change out the whole battery power thing and put in something that&#8217;s replaceable.\u00a0 surely they sell them online somewhere, power things that can be attached to headbands?<\/p>\n<p>these are the last two sweet pictures before kevin and gerrick got a little silly.\u00a0 kevin doesn&#8217;t usually get like this, but when he does, he is very, very silly.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6144\" title=\"m43\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m43.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6145\" title=\"m44\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m44.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"474\" \/><\/p>\n<p>VERY silly.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6146\" title=\"m45\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m45.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6147\" title=\"m46\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m46.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6148\" title=\"m47\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/m47.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>oh, the fun they had&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>wow, that was a lot of photos.\u00a0 i really must get back to killing zombies now.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>mrs. zombie-killer hughes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>first, on wednesday we babysat numie and noodle and amy texted me, wanting to know if they were being good.\u00a0 they&#8217;re ALWAYS good, i wrote back, including this picture. of course, prior to and directly after this they were running around like maniacs, but they&#8217;re darling anyway. other animals&#8230;on friday night we went to see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,47],"class_list":["post-6110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-114th","tag-parades"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-1Ay","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}