i thought i HAD just written on here! JUST.<\/p>\n
but i didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n
i\u2019m not going to apologize because i can\u2019t just spend the rest of my LIFE apologizing for not writing. much too tiring.<\/p>\n
here\u2019s a new and fabulous thing i found out yesterday – BECAUSE I\u2019M GOING TO GET MARRIED I\u2019M GOING TO GET SOME FREE CAKE!<\/p>\n
somebody just told me that she went to a cake place when planning her wedding and it was delicious but she didn\u2019t order a cake from there because it was too expensive. but she got free cake samples!<\/p>\n
so, maybe i haven\u2019t mention this, but i\u2019m going to make my own cake. YOU\u2019RE CRAZY, at least one person has told me, but most people i\u2019ve told haven\u2019t said anything because they know i can do crazy things. i\u2019ve done MUCH more crazy things in my life, believe me. wedding cake, no problem. it\u2019s not like i\u2019m going to be decorating it the morning of the wedding or anything.<\/p>\n
but i get to TRY FREE CAKE. so that\u2019s awesome. much more fun than looking at ridiculously expensive rings. free cake, life is very good, if i\u2019d have known about the free cake i\u2019d have gotten engagaged LONG AGO.<\/p>\n
oh, except for not getting asked. <\/p>\n
it\u2019s going to be delicious chocolate cake. maybe a carrot cake layer because MFH likes carrot cake. i don\u2019t think that\u2019s his favorite; maybe i should consult with him. he said we can do WHATEVER I WANT for the wedding but it would nice to have some input. like what kind of cake he likes. coconut, i know he likes that.<\/p>\n
this woman who told me about the FREE CAKE also said that i need to expect people to show up for the wedding who i didn\u2019t invite. this seemed very strange to me. she said that people would hear about it from other people and then they\u2019d just show up. huh. maybe i need to get a bouncer. <\/p>\n
i can think about that later.<\/p>\n
free cake. life, good.<\/p>\n
i sort of have the whole dress thing figured out too, but i want to go try on dresses just because i can. i have a feeling that they\u2019ll be as serious about the dresses as the woman was about the diamonds which had various levels of CLARITY CUT and…one other thing, i can\u2019t remember. lots and lots of hooey, i still maintain, COLOR, that\u2019s the other thing, but probably they will be slightly less pretentious about the dresses since they wouldn\u2019t cost as much as diamonds. <\/p>\n
and perhaps they\u2019ll serve cake and champagne. if i had a wedding dress store, i\u2019d definitely serve cake and champagne. at least to give an upcoming bride the chance to practice eating and drinking while wearing a great big dress and not spilling on it.<\/p>\n
but then again, i\u2019d probably spill and then would have to buy the dress.<\/p>\n
ok, even though diamonds are all a big scam of expensiveness, at least you do wear it forever (well, that\u2019s how long i\u2019m going to wear mine, as opposed to over half of marriages that end in divorce). but you buy a wedding dress and then wear it FOR A FEW HOURS.<\/p>\n
this dress that i sort of already have and is hanging in a closet at my parents\u2019 house in a garment bag and is very beautiful, i\u2019m going to wear it first at my wedding, then i\u2019m going to wear it around. i mean, i\u2019m not going to wear it while going for walks or to the grocery store (but then again you never know), but i\u2019ll definitely wear it out. if i get to do fancy things after getting married. which i assume i will. many fancy things. i might just wear it for my next one-woman show, so if you don\u2019t get invited to the wedding or if you can\u2019t make it, you can see the dress anyway. which is VERY IMPORTANT TO OTHER WOMEN i assume, based on how excited women i don\u2019t know are about the engagement ring.<\/p>\n
yes, there are other things going on in my life. no, i\u2019m not just going to talk about getting married ALL THE DAMN TIME.<\/p>\n
for example, i\u2019m going to read the paper any day now because i\u2019m sure there are many VITAL AND IMPORTANT THINGS going on all over the world not to mention here in spfld illinois that i\u2019m NOT KEEPING UP WITH. <\/p>\n
i\u2019m going to a cabin concert this weekend. www.thecabinconcerts.com. have you been to one yet? if not, you should at least check out the website. it\u2019s a completly unique and fun thing to do right here in spfld, except it\u2019s technically just outside pleasant plains but that\u2019s not far at all.<\/p>\n
and also, VERY IMPORTANT, did you remember that sunday is MOTHER\u2019S DAY? luckily randy is always remembering vital things like that, and we\u2019re taking out mothers out for brunch. <\/p>\n
you wouldn\u2019t be here at all without having a mother, just remember that.<\/p>\n
that\u2019s all the wisdom for wednesday afternoon.<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
may grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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