{"id":6107,"date":"2011-03-07T12:22:26","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T18:22:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=6107"},"modified":"2011-03-07T12:22:26","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T18:22:26","slug":"the-zombies-are-coming-the-zombies-are-coooooming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/the-zombies-are-coming-the-zombies-are-coooooming\/","title":{"rendered":"the zombies are coming, the zombies are coooooming…"},"content":{"rendered":"

yeah, that’s where i’ve been, playing that damn game over and over and over and over…i’m not as good at it as kevin, but somehow i got to the very end of the “adventure” level.”\u00a0 i think that’s just because i kept playing so much with cessation.<\/p>\n

have i mentioned that i’m an addict?<\/p>\n

and speaking of…charlie sheen reminds me of “plants vs zombies” because he’s looking worse and worse every day.\u00a0 here’s something i read about him today:<\/p>\n

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On Sunday, Charlie Sheen<\/strong> hosted his second webcast, <\/em>Sheen\u2019s Korner, and it was even more bizarre than his debut<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

During the 13-minute show, during which Sheen, 45, mostly chain smoked and cursed, he criticized his first webcast Saturday, saying it was “treasonous to the movement.\u201d (1.2 million people watched it.<\/a>)<\/em><\/div>\n
He then told fans that he still plans on giving people \u201cthe f—— truth\u201d and that he\u2019s going to \u201cdeliver it in a way that\u2019s violent and focused and not like they\u2019re used to ever because they\u2019re high on vaccines, and McDonald\u2019s, and <\/em>Us Weekly, and TMZ and every other f—— shitty brand of food that they consume\u2026. So I\u2019m just gonna write my sermons. I\u2019m gonna deliver them like truth torpedos and people are gonna f—- take it or leave it. We know they\u2019re gonna take it because they can\u2019t process it, so they must condemn it. If they can\u2019t condemn it, they\u2019ll f—– like turn me into a God and worship it and then realize I\u2019m behind them cutting their throats and their children….\u201d<\/em><\/div>\n
Later, he talked about his 11-year-old pug, Betty, that has died. “Now Betty is dead. Betty had my birthday,\u201d he said, dedicating the show to his pet. \u201cSo Betty and I had an obvious connection. … Now she’s in another dimension, flashing her razor fangs, making her owner, her master proud.”<\/em><\/div>\n
Before signing off, he also dismissed the phrase \u201cit is what it is\u201d: \u201cWhat it was isn’t what you thought it is, because it is what it is, because you claim so, because you confirm it, because you insist that it is what it is,\u201d he ranted. \u201cAnd therefore it ain’t what it ain’t, which is gold and winning and magic because that’s how I roll.”<\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Nutjob.\u00a0 The thing is, he had ONE POINT TWO MILLION VIEWERS of his crazy webcast.\u00a0 that’s a lotta people.<\/p>\n

so instead of being a crazy person and spending months editing together this video about scotland, and then only 47 people watch it, instead i should just BE INSANE.<\/p>\n

i could do that.<\/p>\n

well, i could pretend, anyway.\u00a0 i don’t think charlie is just goofing with us.<\/p>\n

whew.<\/p>\n

ok, got some more zomies that need a killin’, better git back to it…<\/p>\n

mrs. crazy but not at all like charlie sheen hughes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

yeah, that’s where i’ve been, playing that damn game over and over and over and over…i’m not as good at it as kevin, but somehow i got to the very end of the “adventure” level.”\u00a0 i think that’s just because i kept playing so much with cessation. have i mentioned that i’m an addict? and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-1Av","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}