whew. somehow i made it through hours and hours of chair massage at the hospital. i think i massaged approximately a thousand nurses,give or take a few. by the end i was very very tired. i\u2019m glad i\u2019m not doing any more of that till next week.<\/p>\n
last night when i got home from massaging i watched a little bit of “sex & the city” and there was this weight watchers ad and i found myself somewhat annoyed by it. mostly it was shots of groups of women hanging out in the park laughing or at a party laughing or taking a walk and laughing laughing laughing. EATING LESS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER. in my eternal and neverending quest to lose just a few pounds, i never find the slightest desire to even snicker as i pass up more food. not that my attempts ever last more than a few hours, a day or two at most.<\/p>\n
plus, when there is a group of women talking about weight loss, it generally is bitching and complaining about it, no chortling at all.<\/p>\n
and then, too, there\u2019s this whole huge obsession about losing weight that is at the very core of our constitution, but at the same time we are getting fatter and fatter and soon everything will be super-sized. so this idea of going to weight watchers and laughing yourself thin is just ridiculous.<\/p>\n
ok, and one more thing – sometimes if i\u2019m writing something of any length,and i\u2019m writing about something humorous, i have a tendency to eat chocolate chips or whatever bit of chocolate i can get my hands on. and it fuels my writing.<\/p>\n
so there, i guess we\u2019re all doomed.<\/p>\n
oh,and also,besides the weight watchers ads there were also many victoria\u2019s secret ads with the incredibly hot models. did any of them laugh themselves into such great shape? i think not. caffeine, various other drugs and STARVATION, i\u2019m sure that\u2019s how they did it.<\/p>\n
i have to go to lunch now. i hope your weekend is FANTASTIC.<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
april grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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