{"id":602,"date":"2006-04-26T23:28:57","date_gmt":"2006-04-26T23:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=602"},"modified":"2006-04-26T23:28:57","modified_gmt":"2006-04-26T23:28:57","slug":"not-really-dead-after-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/not-really-dead-after-all\/","title":{"rendered":"NOT REALLY DEAD AFTER ALL&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i really can\u2019t believe it\u2019s been a week.  i\u2019m sure that if i had the time to check the statistics of the site, i have about one person still checking to see if i\u2019m EVER GOING TO WRITE AGAIN.<\/p>\n<p>my cat, winston, just crawled up onto the chair behind me and he\u2019s purring like crazy but there\u2019s not really room here for the both of us and i think he\u2019s trying to shove me out.  he may just do it.  he\u2019s very dedicated to whatever it is he may want to do.<\/p>\n<p>so, where have i been?  mostly cleaning and stuff, at amy and jim\u2019s, because they PUT THE HOUSE ON THE MARKET YESTERDAY.<\/p>\n<p>thank god, that\u2019s all i have to say about that.  their place is eerily clean now, and there\u2019s NO CLUTTER ANYWHERE.  which does not seem normal.  mom says it looks like a house you\u2019d see in a magazine ad.  it is.  <\/p>\n<p>i did take a break and see REUNION at the lincoln museum; it\u2019s the first play they\u2019ve done there and it was really really good.  it\u2019s a musical, all about the civil war era, with lots of songs nobody has ever heard of, and a really small cast, only six people.  it\u2019s a great place for a show because the seats are really comfortable and there\u2019s plenty of leg room, and they projected stuff on the side walls and it was really, really entertaining.  i knew some of the people in it, including ed mcmurdo, who i saw at walgreens last week or maybe the week before and he looked really, really tired, and now i know why.  also dennis rendleman is in the show; i was in &#8220;evita&#8221; with him about a million years ago and he\u2019s very entertaining.  and this woman named brittany is in it; she was in &#8220;jekyll &#038; hyde,&#8221; which was about the best production of anything i\u2019ve seen anywhere.  she was quite good in this, but i wish she\u2019d dye her hair blonde again.  blondes have more fun, brittany.<\/p>\n<p>i, personally, have had MUCH more fun after finally giving up the red hair.  MUCH.<\/p>\n<p>winston was perched on the back of the chair for a while and i marvelled at his nimbleness, but now he\u2019s on the desk, still purring, i guess he\u2019s just happy to be here with me, but i think he thinks it\u2019s time to go to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;reunion&#8221; is this weekend, too, so if you haven\u2019t gotten tickets yet you need to do that ASAP.<\/p>\n<p>i, personally, am going to be in chicago seeing &#8220;wicked.&#8221;  this will be the third time.  i\u2019m looking forward to it, or i would look forward to it if i had time to think about it.<\/p>\n<p>this week and next i\u2019m giving many many chair massages to nurses at the hospital, because i think it\u2019s nurses\u2019 week.  yesterday it was 3:30 p.m. &#8211; nine, tomorrow i go until 10, or till my arms snap right off my shoulders, whichever comes first.<\/p>\n<p>today i saw these two guys dressed as Quizno\u2019s cups.  Quizno\u2019s is a sandwich place, and the guys were standing on the corner waving at cars as they passed.  i was kind of mesmerized by them, and wondered how that would look on their resumes. &#8220;cup.&#8221;  if they wanted to pad the resumes, they might put &#8220;large cup.  with straw.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>i\u2019m glad i don\u2019t have to be a cup.<\/p>\n<p>i bet it doesn\u2019t pay very well.<\/p>\n<p>and i bet they get no benefits at all.<\/p>\n<p>i don\u2019t have any benefits either, but at least i never have to dress in a great big cup costume.<\/p>\n<p>i think that\u2019s about all for tonight.  i PROMISE i\u2019ll never desert you for an ENTIRE WEEK again, my one lone and dedicated reader.<\/p>\n<p>ok ok ok i\u2019m going to bed now because i\u2019m exhausted,<\/p>\n<p>april grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i really can\u2019t believe it\u2019s been a week. i\u2019m sure that if i had the time to check the statistics of the site, i have about one person still checking to see if i\u2019m EVER GOING TO WRITE AGAIN. my cat, winston, just crawled up onto the chair behind me and he\u2019s purring like crazy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-9I","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}