i\u2019m bored now, as J. and randy continue to snap the chalk lines. the brisket was…well, it was edible. i don\u2019t advise cooking it in the microwave, however. maybe if we\u2019d added more water. <\/p>\n
so i was attempting to flip the channels on the TV and getting very frustrated with it, and there was an ad for REVLON\u2019S AGE-DEFYING MAKEUP WITH BOTAFIRM.<\/p>\n
botafirm?<\/p>\n
botafirm?<\/p>\n
what, the hell, is susan sarandon doing hawking something as retarded-sounding as botafirm? <\/p>\n
please. she does all the talking, but julianne moore is right there next to her, slathering on the botafirm.<\/p>\n
please. <\/p>\n
do they really need the money that badly?<\/p>\n
don\u2019t make brisket in the microwave.<\/p>\n
that\u2019s all for the moment on wednesday night.<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
april grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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