{"id":5794,"date":"2011-02-02T08:19:38","date_gmt":"2011-02-02T14:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=5794"},"modified":"2011-02-02T08:19:38","modified_gmt":"2011-02-02T14:19:38","slug":"brrrrrrrr-thats-all-i-have-to-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/brrrrrrrr-thats-all-i-have-to-say\/","title":{"rendered":"brrrrrrrr, that&#8217;s all i have to say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i took some pictures of amy, all bundled up, marching down to feed the swans.\u00a0 i wish i&#8217;d had my camera ready when jim was shoveling parts of his back yard &#8211; little numie is much too delicate to have any desire to go pee outside in the heaps of snow everywhere.\u00a0 even mollie seems pretty distraught trying to find a spot that&#8217;s not heaped with snow.<\/p>\n<p>this morning the birds outside the window were all angrily stomping around on top of the surfaces that are SUPPOSED TO BE COVERED WITH BIRD SEED.\u00a0 you don&#8217;t want to have so many birds mad at you, because then we&#8217;ll have a hitchcok&#8217;s &#8220;the birds&#8221; moment and it&#8217;s too cold and snowy to run away from the birds and didn&#8217;t tippi hedren end up getting viciously attacked and eaten by birds?<\/p>\n<p>that wouldn&#8217;t be a good way to deal with the BLIZZARD OF\u00a0 &#8217;11.\u00a0 if only this had happened a coupla years ago, that would have been better because then it would have been the BLIZZARD OF AUGHT 9.\u00a0 there&#8217;s something quite appealing about that whole &#8220;aught&#8221; thing, to me.\u00a0 when i&#8217;m really REALLY old i coulda said, &#8220;yep, kiddies, that blizzard of aught nine was a doozy.&#8221;\u00a0 if i happen to know any kiddies at that point.<\/p>\n<p>kevin hadn&#8217;t fed the birds yet because the glass door leading from the screened-in porch was frozen stuck.\u00a0 i suggested to kevin that we open the window and throw the food out to them&#8230;but since i haven&#8217;t been awake all that long, i forgot the crucial point that THE BID SEED IS OUTSIDE, in a big plastic garbage can.<\/p>\n<p>kevin went out to the porch and used a stick to somehow pry the door open.\u00a0 he told me how he managed this but i&#8217;m not entirely clear on what he said.\u00a0 and where did he get a stick, anyway?\u00a0 an inside stick, clearly.\u00a0 he went out in his jammies and big slipper boots but i said WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES, WHERE&#8217;S YOUR HAT, YOUR BOOTS?\u00a0 he wasn&#8217;t out there long, though, and now the birds are very very happy.<\/p>\n<p>kevin then went to fire up the tractor and plow the snow&#8230;but the tarp-covered enclosure collapsed from the weight of the snow, so now he has to cut the tarp down to get if off the tractor and i should really be out there helping even though it sounds really dreadful, the thought of going out.\u00a0 but i&#8217;m gonna in a minute, because there are heaps of snow all the way up to the front door.<\/p>\n<p>there&#8217;s still a blizzard warning till noon, but i don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s going to be blizzarding any more.\u00a0 and did it really blizzard?\u00a0 i mean, what really constitutes a blizzard?\u00a0 i obsessively kept checking weather.com yesterday and there were some blizzard warnings, but then they all seemed to go away.\u00a0 is it a blizzard if there&#8217;s tons of snow and wind?\u00a0 we certainly had super-high winds at some points, and then we did have almost a foot of snow, but at any point was it truly, technically, a blizzard?\u00a0 it seems it must have been, because they CLOSED THE MALL.<\/p>\n<p>they also gave all state workers the day off today, the schools are of course closed, and they stopped buses running yesterday afternoon.\u00a0 it&#8217;s going to be really windyt today, and then bitterly, bitterly cold, and why do we live here again?<\/p>\n<p>i told kevin that i&#8217;d be out to help in a half hour, and that was almost an hour ago, so i&#8217;d better go bundle up.<\/p>\n<p>oh brother.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>mrs. blizzard of &#8217;11 hughes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i took some pictures of amy, all bundled up, marching down to feed the swans.\u00a0 i wish i&#8217;d had my camera ready when jim was shoveling parts of his back yard &#8211; 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