{"id":5769,"date":"2011-01-31T08:05:36","date_gmt":"2011-01-31T14:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=5769"},"modified":"2011-01-31T08:05:36","modified_gmt":"2011-01-31T14:05:36","slug":"holey-moley-batten-down-the-hatches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/holey-moley-batten-down-the-hatches\/","title":{"rendered":"holey MOLEY, batten down the hatches!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>do you have plenty of provisions?\u00a0 supplies?\u00a0 shovels, groceries and alcohol?\u00a0 last night on the news the store owners said people were mostly stocking up on shovels, groceries and alcohol.\u00a0 let the horrible winter storm begin!<\/p>\n<p>here was the story on NPR:<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Potentially Historic And Destructive Winter Storm&#8221; Could Affect A Third Of The Nation:<\/strong> &#8220;A multi-day, multi-region potentially historic and destructive winter  storm will  unleash its fury beginning Monday and will last through  Wednesday,&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weather.com\/outlook\/weather-news\/news\/articles\/dangerous-destructive-winter-storm-midwest_2011-01-30\" target=\"_blank\">The Weather Channel warns<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"res133368330\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Winter warnings, Jan. 31, 2011.\" src=\"http:\/\/media.npr.org\/assets\/img\/2011\/01\/31\/warnings_wide.jpg?t=1296478657&amp;s=2\" alt=\"Winter warnings, Jan. 31, 2011.\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/blogs\/thetwo-way\/2011\/01\/31\/133368015\/weather.gov\">National Weather Service<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&#8220;When  everything is said and done,&#8221; the  network adds, &#8220;the storm may very well impact a third of the  population  of the United States; approximately 100 million people. Its reach will  be felt from the Front Range of the Colorado Rockies to the Ohio  Valley  to the coast of New England.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>WOW!\u00a0 that&#8217;s a whole lotta people.<\/p>\n<p>i have to go to a massage seminar all day today, so please, DON&#8217;T LET THE ICE START TILL I GET HOME!<\/p>\n<p>but hmm, what about the poor guy giving the seminar?\u00a0 he&#8217;ll have to drive back to champaign tonight.\u00a0 wouldn&#8217;t be fun.\u00a0 he could wait til tomorrow but then it&#8217;s gonna be EVEN WORSE.\u00a0 i guess his only option is just to move into the seminar hotel til spring.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>mrs. definitely not awake yet hughes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>do you have plenty of provisions?\u00a0 supplies?\u00a0 shovels, groceries and alcohol?\u00a0 last night on the news the store owners said people were mostly stocking up on shovels, groceries and alcohol.\u00a0 let the horrible winter storm begin! here was the story on NPR: &#8220;Potentially Historic And Destructive Winter Storm&#8221; Could Affect A Third Of The Nation: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-1v3","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}