{"id":560,"date":"2006-03-14T12:59:04","date_gmt":"2006-03-14T12:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=560"},"modified":"2006-03-14T12:59:04","modified_gmt":"2006-03-14T12:59:04","slug":"here-in-my-new-place-on-tuesday-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/here-in-my-new-place-on-tuesday-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"here in my new place on tuesday morning&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>no new photos right now.  it\u2019s nice to just sit here and watch the world go by. <\/p>\n<p>all the places i\u2019ve been to today were pretty much untouched by the tornado, so it felt like it didn\u2019t even happen.<\/p>\n<p>yesterday i went to two different walgreens, and it was funny to be there because they were both packed with people.  i know that at least some grocery stores were closed, plus all kinds of other businesses, so everybody went to walgreens.  because shopping is the american way.  people seemed to be buying a lot of junk food and batteries.  and i bet that at least for the next few months, nobody will be without a battery-powered radio, and maybe other battery-powered appliances as well.<\/p>\n<p>i did go to the muni auditions for a little while on saturday afternoon, to watch randy try out.  he wanted to be in &#8220;chicago&#8221; and we had to wait quite a while because lots of people showed up, but  finally randy got to audition, and he was GREAT.  if i could sing like that, i\u2019d sing all the time, wherever i went, whatever i was doing.  all the time.  <\/p>\n<p>i\u2019m sorry to say that he didn\u2019t get the part he wanted, and didn\u2019t even get in the show.  this seems pretty stupid to me, because the guy who auditioned right before him got the part and that guy was boring.  no pizazz.  <\/p>\n<p>this is the problem with the audition process, the fact that directors make mistakes in casting.  i\u2019ve had a few experiences with community theater directors since being back here in spfld and i guess it\u2019s best to remain CENSORED about my opinions there, because i\u2019ll probably want to be in more plays.<\/p>\n<p>this morning i talked to a very fit guy who complained of lots of shoulder pain.  he then told me he works out every day.  weights every other day.  and EVERY SINGLE DAY he does ONE THOUSAND SITUPS.<\/p>\n<p>hmm, might this be a potential cause of the shoulder pain, i wonder?<\/p>\n<p>i suggested that he try NOT doing ONE THOUSAND SITUPS for a while, but i could see that\u2019s never going to happen, because he is obviously addicted to ONE THOUSAND SITUPS.  i tried to convince him to just go one little day without doing them, but i doubt he\u2019s going to take my advice.<\/p>\n<p>exercise, it can be just as addictive as heroin.<\/p>\n<p>well, maybe not JUST as addictive.<\/p>\n<p>but just as deadly.<\/p>\n<p>well, maybe not JUST as deadly.<\/p>\n<p>but it\u2019s stupid to do one thousand situps a day.  if you do situps correctly, you shouldn\u2019t be able to do a ton of them because it should take some effort.<\/p>\n<p>but perhaps the guy was the bionic man, in which case ONE THOUSAND SITUPS were indeed necessary to keep his bionic stomach perfectly toned.<\/p>\n<p>if your stomach was bionic, though, shouldn\u2019t it always be toned, bionically?<\/p>\n<p>the bionic man didn\u2019t actually need to exercise, did he?  if i was bionic i would expect that all that bionic-ness would be in place, helping me to leap over buildings (did either of those bionic people do that?) and see in the dark and stuff.<\/p>\n<p>i have to go work now.<\/p>\n<p>bionic-free, i regret to say.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>tuesday grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>no new photos right now. it\u2019s nice to just sit here and watch the world go by. all the places i\u2019ve been to today were pretty much untouched by the tornado, so it felt like it didn\u2019t even happen. yesterday i went to two different walgreens, and it was funny to be there because they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-92","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}