{"id":5522,"date":"2010-12-27T22:20:32","date_gmt":"2010-12-28T04:20:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=5522"},"modified":"2010-12-27T22:20:32","modified_gmt":"2010-12-28T04:20:32","slug":"zero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/zero\/","title":{"rendered":"ZERO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>that&#8217;s the NUMBER OF CHRISTMAS COOKIES I&#8217;VE EATEN TODAY.\u00a0 YEA!!! FOR ME!<\/p>\n<p>as opposed to yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>i ended up making 10 full-sugar-and-butter kinds, mostly for dad, but of course others also enjoyed them.\u00a0 i made kevin five kinds of low sugar-low-fat cookies.<\/p>\n<p>yesterday i realized i hadn&#8217;t even SAMPLED a few of them.\u00a0 so i did, and i sampled some more and all of a sudden it dawned on me that I JUST ATE SIX COOKIES.\u00a0 mmm, chocolate bourbon balls.\u00a0 chocolate on the outside, a mixture of butter, sugar, pecans and bourbon inside.\u00a0 just writing this makes me want to go get one right now&#8230;RESIST, GRACE, RESIST!<\/p>\n<p>luckily i&#8217;m feeling way too lazy to go out to the screened porch to get one.<\/p>\n<p>last night i tried one of the seven-layer bars, those easy to make things consisting of graham crackers, butter, chocolate and butterscotch chips, coconut, nuts and condensed milk.\u00a0 i decided they&#8217;re just too sweet.\u00a0 NOTHING IS EVER TOO SWEET FOR ME.\u00a0 whenever somebody eats a piece of fudge and they say &#8220;wow, that&#8217;s too sweet,&#8221; i&#8217;m always all like BRING IT ON.\u00a0 but the seven layer bars, too sweet.\u00a0\u00a0 but others LOVE LOVE LOVE them.<\/p>\n<p>i had a frosted sugar cookie even though OF COURSE I ALREADY KNOW WHAT THEY TASTE LIKE.\u00a0 buttery sugary goodness.\u00a0 extra butter in the frosting just because i felt like it.\u00a0 i had two delicious chocolate bourbon balls, and yeah, they are kind of over-the-top rich and sweet but OH SO GOOD.<\/p>\n<p>i ate a lebkuchen because i can&#8217;t figure out why nobody is eating them.\u00a0 well, SOMEBODY is eating them; they&#8217;re almost gone, but that somebody is actually kevin, even though they are NOT low sugar-low-fat.\u00a0 he realizes, though, that they are very delicious.<\/p>\n<p>i had a wedding cake, also butter and pecans, but no chocolate or bourbon.\u00a0 they are quite delicious.<\/p>\n<p>i had a little bit of a praline, also VERY VERY SWEET.\u00a0 i could definitely eat one or thirteen right now.<\/p>\n<p>i didn&#8217;t eat any delicious peanut butter blossoms because they&#8217;re frozen THANK GOD, and i would have had to have gotten one out of the freezer and microwaved it for a while and that seemed like WAY too much work.<\/p>\n<p>i have many, many photos plus a couple videos to share with you but i&#8217;m also feeling too lazy to select and crop and post them right now.\u00a0 tomorrow, tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>today we saw &#8220;harry potter&#8221; for the second time and i am very happy that this time i didn&#8217;t obsess about all the stuff they left out; i just focused on enjoying the movie.\u00a0 and I LOVE IT.\u00a0 maybe i&#8217;ll go back one more time before it leaves the theater.<\/p>\n<p>i have now seen the trailer for &#8220;the green hornet&#8221; approximately one million times.\u00a0 from what i&#8217;ve gleaned from the trailer, this is my question:\u00a0 why is kato the sidekick, and not the main guy?\u00a0 he appears to have made all the cool weaponry, plus he tricked out the cars, plus he knows the martial arts &#8211; so what, exactly, does seth rogan, mr. hornet, bring to the table?\u00a0 that is my Very Important Question for the day.<\/p>\n<p>ok.<\/p>\n<p>mrs. week between xmas and new year&#8217;s hughes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>that&#8217;s the NUMBER OF CHRISTMAS COOKIES I&#8217;VE EATEN TODAY.\u00a0 YEA!!! 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