{"id":542,"date":"2006-02-26T10:23:16","date_gmt":"2006-02-26T10:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=542"},"modified":"2006-02-26T10:23:16","modified_gmt":"2006-02-26T10:23:16","slug":"why-im-a-very-bad-person-by-grace-smith","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/why-im-a-very-bad-person-by-grace-smith\/","title":{"rendered":"why i\u2019m a very bad person.  by grace smith."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>here\u2019s me at randy\u2019s before the gala:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/me.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"me.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>but don\u2019t let this glamour photo lure you into thinking that i\u2019m all glamorous and good&#8230;because i\u2019m VERY VERY BAD.<\/p>\n<p>i have no photo of me after the gala, so i\u2019ll have to describe me for you &#8211; big huge white t-shirt of randy\u2019s,and over that a giant comfy sweatshirt.  plus these red plaid soft and big pajama bottoms, and gym socks.  i needed to be warm to play boggle, and it payed off because i SLAUGHTERED them!<\/p>\n<p>but here\u2019s the really bad part &#8211; there was a small box of pease\u2019s valentine chocolates on the counter in the kitchen, and i opened it and ate one.  and then when we were playing i ate another one and brought the box to the table and randy said THOSE VALENTINES ARE FOR BEV!<\/p>\n<p>I was horrified.  HORRIFIED.  but it\u2019s WAY PAST VALENTINE\u2019S DAY, i said.  I HAVEN\u2019T GIVEN THEM TO HER YET!  cried randy.<\/p>\n<p>and then of course it was too late.<\/p>\n<p>SUCH a bad bad person.  but at least i got to eat a few more chocolates.  they were delicious.<\/p>\n<p>and as we played i kept laughing about what a very very horrible person i am, eating somebody else\u2019s chocolates.  i told randy i\u2019d bake bev some cookies.<\/p>\n<p>so bev, if you happen to be reading this (AND I HOPE SHE\u2019S NOT!), i\u2019m very very sorry and i\u2019ll make it up to you.  cookies, homemade bread, whatever you want, i\u2019ll make it for you.<\/p>\n<p>the gala benefit ballet thing was quite fun.  the ballerinas performed a few numbers after we had a delicious dinner, and they were really good and samuel chester who was featured in a few of them is such a good dancer, and it was interesting to be in the small dance room because we were so close to them and could see how much panting they were doing because it\u2019s SUCH HARD WORK.  samuel chester didn\u2019t wear a shirt in one of the numbers, where he was supposed to be a pirate, and that was a good idea, i thought, having him shirtless.  you could see the very highly defined muscles in his chest and abs and i thought maybe HE should be my new boyfriend.  but he\u2019s too young and he lives in another state.  but man, when he kept doing turn after turn after turn he was just so good&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>abby eddy played the cello with some other guy before dinner.  she always seems to be everywhere, and then afterwards she slung her cello on her back to leave.  i told her what a good job she did.  <\/p>\n<p>i was glad i wore my gold dress because almost everybody else wore black.  now, i\u2019ve mentioned a time when i went to a super-fancy reception and everybody else was wearing black, but at that tie i wore something totally inappropriate.  the gold dress was fine plus not so boring as black black black.<\/p>\n<p>today is MOM\u2019S BIRTHDAY.  so we\u2019re going to do many birthday things today.  <\/p>\n<p>happy birthday, mom.  please tell her so if you see her.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>sunday grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>here\u2019s me at randy\u2019s before the gala: but don\u2019t let this glamour photo lure you into thinking that i\u2019m all glamorous and good&#8230;because i\u2019m VERY VERY BAD. i have no photo of me after the gala, so i\u2019ll have to describe me for you &#8211; big huge white t-shirt of randy\u2019s,and over that a giant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-8K","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}