{"id":535,"date":"2006-02-21T00:22:14","date_gmt":"2006-02-21T00:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=535"},"modified":"2006-02-21T00:22:14","modified_gmt":"2006-02-21T00:22:14","slug":"i-survived-monday-and-hopefully-you-did-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/i-survived-monday-and-hopefully-you-did-too\/","title":{"rendered":"i survived monday, and hopefully you did too&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>despite the bitter cold.  at least you didn\u2019t go to work with GOBS OF WAXY GLUE in your hair.<\/p>\n<p>i put more solution on it this morning and left it in for twenty minutes and washed it three times&#8230;and it was just gross.  it looked like it was greasy and flat.  <\/p>\n<p>i bought more remover, though, at this asian black beauty supply place on taylor and south grand.  it was interesting in there because it was just me and a whole bunch of black guys who were all on their cell phones.  what exactly were they buying at the beauty supply place?<\/p>\n<p>the asian woman who is the owner explained that i should buy a different kind of hair extensions next time, one that won\u2019t be SO DAMAGING to my scalp and hair.  huh.  nobody told me these were damaging.  she showed me some better extensions.  they were blue.  hmm.<\/p>\n<p>i used a whole bottle of remover solution this afternoon, and now the glue is about 80% gone, except for some gummy sticky places randomly scattered throughout.<\/p>\n<p>hey, i forgot to mention, i got a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL today.  very exciting, especially because the only proposals i ever get are from old farmers at the hospital.<\/p>\n<p>this was from my friend brad who came to see the show over the weekend but didn\u2019t bother to stick around afterwards to say hi.  but he sent me a nice e-mail, telling me he wished i\u2019d prepared him for my outfit, so clearly he isn\u2019t reading this website at all.  and then he had two questions &#8211; do i own the lingerie myself?  and would i marry him?<\/p>\n<p>very nice.  yes, and no.  <\/p>\n<p>my plan is that one of these farmers is going to be young and cute instead of old and wrinkly, and then when he asks i\u2019ll say HELL YES I\u2019LL MARRY YOU!  because it might be kind of fun to be a farmer\u2019s wife.<\/p>\n<p>although it might be incredibly boring and lonely and depressing, on the other hand.<\/p>\n<p>i guess i\u2019ll have to wait and see.<\/p>\n<p>i saw the movie &#8220;walk the line&#8221; tonight even though i wasn\u2019t that interested in seeing it and it was FANTASTIC.  i highly recommend it.<\/p>\n<p>i think i\u2019ve now eaten most of the valentine\u2019s candy that\u2019s been lying around here, always calling to me.  whew, glad that\u2019s done.  what a lot of work.<\/p>\n<p>ok, on we go through the week, knowing that every day is one day closer to WARM WEATHER&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>i\u2019m still thinking of sneaking off to someplace warm for a couple of days.  when i have some free time.<\/p>\n<p>goodnight goodnight goodnight,<\/p>\n<p>monday grace, a good day because i didn\u2019t smack into anything at all for the whole entire day.  but my shin is still throbbing a little from hitting it good and hard against a sharp object at linda\u2019s party last friday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>despite the bitter cold. at least you didn\u2019t go to work with GOBS OF WAXY GLUE in your hair. i put more solution on it this morning and left it in for twenty minutes and washed it three times&#8230;and it was just gross. it looked like it was greasy and flat. i bought more remover, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-8D","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}