{"id":5317,"date":"2010-11-28T17:53:48","date_gmt":"2010-11-28T23:53:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=5317"},"modified":"2010-11-28T17:53:48","modified_gmt":"2010-11-28T23:53:48","slug":"post-thanksgiving-roundup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/post-thanksgiving-roundup\/","title":{"rendered":"post-thanksgiving roundup"},"content":{"rendered":"

i’ve been sitting around watching kevin read the last few “harry potter” pages.\u00a0 he’s almost done with #7, and then WHAT WILL HE DO?\u00a0 I’m still getting over the fact that i’ve finished them all.\u00a0 there are a couple of books about the books that look kind of interesting, and i’m thinking about buying.\u00a0 they won’t be the same.<\/p>\n

thanksgiving was good, in an eating way too much way.\u00a0 there was certainly too much work done to feed not that many family members.\u00a0 next year, somehow it should be easier and more simple.<\/p>\n

friday afternoon, we went to the springfield antique mall, right down the road.\u00a0 we were gone for maybe an hour.<\/p>\n

kevin had opened the door to the screened porch so that the plants out there wouldn’t die.<\/p>\n

the turkey remains and carcass were also out there.<\/p>\n

you know what happened.<\/p>\n

when we got home, mollie was both abashed and droopy-eyed.\u00a0 all traces of turkey had vanished.\u00a0 we started looking for the carcass, because she surely didn’t manage to eat all the bones in that short amount of time, did she?<\/p>\n

she was very very fat.\u00a0 i should have taken a picture of her.<\/p>\n

we looked and looked – no turkey carcass anywhere, neither upstairs nor down.\u00a0 we looked out in the yard, thinking maybe she’d buried it.\u00a0 nope.<\/p>\n

the thing is, it wasn’t her fault, it was totally ours – what is she supposed to do if there’s a DELICIOUS TURKEY CARCASS sitting within her reach?<\/p>\n

we went to amy and jim’s that night for leftovers, and kevin came home early because he was still suffering from post-thanksgiving lag.<\/p>\n

but then he called me to say that mollie had gone out the doggie door and trotted back in, the carcass in her mouth.\u00a0 she was a little ashamed and looking guilty, but also all LOOK AT THIS GREAT TURKEY I’VE GOT!<\/p>\n

it was stuffed with leaves and a few pebbles – she’d buried it under the window, where there’s a layer of rock.<\/p>\n

a nice mollie stuffing with a little bit of crunch.<\/p>\n

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we won’t be having any leftover turkey soup or anything this year.<\/p>\n

ok then,<\/p>\n

mrs. sunday night grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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