{"id":529,"date":"2006-02-16T18:36:20","date_gmt":"2006-02-16T18:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=529"},"modified":"2006-02-16T18:36:20","modified_gmt":"2006-02-16T18:36:20","slug":"im-the-diva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/im-the-diva\/","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019M the diva???!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i\u2019m at amy\u2019s salon now.  i came over this afternoon and asked her to re-glue a couple of the temporary hair extensions because they were falling out.  one in particular was hanging down below all the other hair and this morning while trying to rush out the door i tried to glue it in again but it was in the back plus i don\u2019t know how to do it right and then i got lots of glue all over the back of my head and my hair was pretty much a matted ratty mess.<\/p>\n<p>so this afternoon Amy decided she was going to take ALL the extensions out and put them back in again.  i wondered if there would be time for this but she said SURE WE\u2019LL HAVE TIME.<\/p>\n<p>Amy Time.<\/p>\n<p>she took the extensions out and washed my hair and i had to go give a massage.  <\/p>\n<p>and then i came back at 5:30 and thought i\u2019d have some time to relax, but my hair was feeling kind of icky and there were still some big clumps of glue in it (from other times i\u2019d tried to re-glue it this week) so amy suggested i wash it again.  so i put in more glue remover and then washed my hair again in amy\u2019s fancy salon sink.<\/p>\n<p>you know how you get your hair washed at a salon and you hang your head back and it\u2019s all very nice and civilized and easy?  it\u2019s a different thing entirely when you\u2019re hanging your head over the sink.  for one thing, the sink is very fancy and kind of small and i soon realized that i was spraying water all over the place.  plus i kept dripping all over the floor as i tried to grope around for the shampoo and then for a towel and while i was frantically trying to do all this amy was working on a client and i heard her saying the word DIVA in regards to me and i wanted to yell I\u2019M NOT A DIVA!  I\u2019M JUST TRYING NOT TO DROWN MYSELF OR THE ENTIRE SALON HERE!<\/p>\n<p>but since she\u2019s so sweet to do all this stuff to my hair, i have to hold my tongue.  even though she keeps saying i\u2019m a DIVA and HIGH MAINTENANCE.  i\u2019m not, i swear.  not.  <\/p>\n<p>i borrowed a hair dryer from the stylist next door because amy was using her dryer, and i managed to blow my (pathetically short it feels like) hair dry, and then i dried the extensions which felt really sticky and gross.<\/p>\n<p>and now i\u2019m waiting for her to glue them back in.<\/p>\n<p>the thing is, we have a pickup rehearsal tonight, and we were supposed to be there&#8230;right now, at 6:30.  i called and said i\u2019d be there by 7:15.  but she\u2019s coloring somebody\u2019s hair now and they\u2019re chatting a LOT because amy chats a LOT and i wonder if i\u2019ll get out of here tonight at all.<\/p>\n<p>just wondering.  not actually doing it OUT LOUD, of course.  because i don\u2019t want to get yelled at.<\/p>\n<p>but i really hope i\u2019ll be at rehearsal at least close to 7:15.  it makes me slightly nervous that i\u2019m not going to be going over the lines in the first act, but i guess there\u2019s nothing i can do about it so i\u2019ll just sit here and take deep breaths and everything will be good&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>everything is good&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>good&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ok ok ok,<\/p>\n<p>thursday grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i\u2019m at amy\u2019s salon now. i came over this afternoon and asked her to re-glue a couple of the temporary hair extensions because they were falling out. one in particular was hanging down below all the other hair and this morning while trying to rush out the door i tried to glue it in again [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-8x","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}